Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

Everything in the world of venture displeases me: but, above all, my displeasure in everything in venture displeases me. 🇪🇺, but obviously stateless Joined September 2022

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

5 months ago

If you are meeting a fund manager and they don’t show up with their cyber horse, you should not take their money.

NEXTA @nexta_tv

5 months ago

If you are meeting a fund manager and they don’t show up with their cyber horse, you should not take their money.

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shall we talk about SF for a second? exclusively crooked light- and power poles, crappy mobile and telco networks, streets full of trash and homeless people, import everything hardcore engineering from europe but complain about slush with cool lasers and need AC to survive 🤣

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10 months ago

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

a year ago

A rare view into what happens in a VCs brain as soon as you start pitching them:

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a year ago

LP you are trying to raise from: We are diving into the data room and are doing reference checks over the summer. Reality:

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

a year ago

How to VC: The USA! 🇺🇸 USA! 🇺🇸 way in four easy steps: Step 1: Repeatedly pronounce European tech dead Step 2: Confidence plummets; European LPs buy into the narrative and cut local allocations Step 3: ??? US funds deploy into European startups at a discount ??? Step 4: Profit!

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

a year ago

VCs during their multi month summer break:

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

a year ago

great, conference day 2 of 4 and then looking forward to some more conferences next week

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

a year ago

The cabal does not want you to know that by adding e/acc to your name on Twitter you‘ll get an immediate 2x uplift on your last round - no questions asked It’s just like that thing where an airport magically forms around enterprise ads, once you hit the magic number of ads

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

2 years ago

everyone in the team gets carry the carry:

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

2 years ago

it’s been a couple of days since i’ve had the displeasure to be introduced to whatever the heck this is and now you have to suffer through it, too.

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Venture Nihilist @VC_Nihilist

2 years ago

are the US VCs that are constantly bitching about vacations and autoresponders of their EU peers the same people that are now calling their therapists to deal with the trauma of being stuck in the mud at burning man while running out of ketamine, food and water? just curious.