Vic Reeves' Script @VicReevesScript
I'm not Vic Reeves. I'm not linked to Vic Reeves in any way either. In fact, I'm just hoping this whole thing isn't libellous... Catterick Joined January 2012-
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...David Moyes, with your face like a particularly distressing episode of animal hospital...
...Arsene Wenger, with your face like a split bag of tree bark... like a jar of screws... like a wasp trapped inside a cif lemon...
Can I use Vic Reeves words in scrabble? @VicReevesScript #bignightout
@RealBobMortimer @VicReeves1 @VicReevesScript Vic and Bob snacks spotted just now at Dubrovnik airport
...Theresa May, with your face like a smashed twig...
@VicReevesScript with your face like a collapsed vagina
@VicReevesScript jack dee. . With your face like a wind swept fart
@VicReevesScript Max Clifford, with your face like a chimps armpit covered in excrement ....
...Max Clifford, with your face like a overused sodden codpiece...
@VicReevesScript vinny jones with your face like a tortoise's neck... Tin of John west salmon, non dolphin friendly
…Rolf Harris, with your face like a soiled Persian rug…
…Roy Cropper, with your face like a bewildered water vole…
@RealBobMortimer @VicReevesScript They closed my local Aquarium today, for training porpoises. #flipper
…Mariella Frostrup, with your face like a pug's arsehole…
…Georgey Windsor, with your face like a withered ballsack… …an infected pea… …a melted carrier bag from the Spar…
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@RealBobMortimer @VicReevesScript it ain't easy to cock your leg!!!
@VicReevesScript @RealBobMortimer woke up with face like .. Heavy smokers cough.. An Austrians discarded lederhosen .... DFDS ferry toilet
...@brianblessed, with your face like maniac bagpipes...

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