Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

☕️ | 💁🏼‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 | He/Him | Taking Two days at a time, because one just doesn’t seem enough. United Kingdom Joined July 2019

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

8 months ago

Just because you make a mistake doesn’t make you a bad person, what makes you a bad person is not learning from the mistake. So, am I really a bad person? YES because I keep making the same mistake.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

2 years ago

Where there’s a @LoveWilko there’s a way. Now there’s no Wilko is there still a way?

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

3 years ago

Since Leaving Royal Mail nearly 6 Months ago, I have had 2 Payrises from my new employer, putting my current wage above that of Royal Mail, in the Hospitality industry...

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

3 years ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

3 years ago

Twitter is only good for two things... Complaining to companies and Porn. @elonmusk prove me wrong

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

3 years ago

My Spirit animal is a Dung Beetle... Just dealing with shit everyday

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Today I officially wrote to @chrisloder regarding the current situation at Royal Mail. We cannot just stand and watch such an important British company be run into the ground for shareholders to profit from what will inevitably cost the UK Tax payer millions of pounds.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

3 years ago

All jobs give you a bonus for doing work well end efficiently. EXTRA WORK!

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

3 years ago

99% of the time, the Highest paid job in a company is ALWAYS the easiest.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

4 years ago

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade that’s soo basic… make Limoncello… it will get rid of the lemons and you will get drunk off it.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

4 years ago

When the Elevator to success is out of order, check the other side of the building, most places have two, just incase one breaks down. Failing that call an engineer out.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

4 years ago

Fun fact. EVERYONE should feel bad right now… I’m about to expose y’all… 99.9% of people have kicked a pregnant person.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

4 years ago

I must formally apologise for last night to anyone who read my tweets.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

4 years ago

Theoretically pubs may be safer than most places when it comes to covid… all that alcohol you are drinking… they say you need to have alcohol based hand sanitizer. So surely unless your the designated driver, your killing the virus as you drink.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

4 years ago

It's the people who are most happy on the outside that are the most sad inside.

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Sir Jack MBE @Vxpidity

4 years ago

Big shout out to everyone working the night shift tonight!!!! Hope you get at least double time, especially those extremely hard workers like You Santa!!!!