W.A.S.P. Gotwalt @WASPGhostPrblm
I am irritated that this technology does not allow room for proper spelling and grammar; I experienced death via an exploding bottle of champagne. Haunting You From My Mausoleum Joined July 2011-
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America is just the bastard child of Great Britain and France. Let us not become over zealous. #WASPGhostProblem
What on earth are fedoras? #WASPGhostProblems
I invented "federal" funds. #WASPGhostProblems
Monograms are the only thing that separates us from animals. #WASPGhostProblems
When did we cease to be a colony? #WASPGhostProblems
There comes a time in every girls life when she realizes her family is completely fucked. #UESproblems
Who are Kim & Kanye? Is this some "Woman Dates A Monkey" nonsense … again? #WASPGhostProblems
Being fair-skinned is the ultimate weapon against skin cancer for you will always fear the sun, even in death. #WASPGhostProblems
Happy #daylightsavings! Time to send my plantation task force onward! I do hope my instructions arrived on time... #WASPGhostProblems
When packing for a journey, always bring along a bow tie; you can never quite guess when you may need one. #WASPGhostSolutions #BowTieFriday
Whenever I hear someone use the term "clubbing" I assume they are making the rounds from yacht to golf to dining. #WASPGhostProblems
Why do children, more specifically daughters, feel so entitled to instant gratification when their father is termed as being "a big deal"?
Embracing a stereotype is only O.K. if you do so with an air of nonchalance, self-mockery and sarcasm. If you fail at that, be gone.
To be "gay" is to be happy. When did it become a term so misused and with such prejudice. Marriage for all, I say. #WASPGhostSolution
I could care less how old or new your money is; I simply dislike the mindless debauchery that accompanies entitlement. #WASPGhostProblem
I'm not insensitive, I'm just not modernity's version of 'politically' correct. #WASPGhostProblem
WASP power is always greater than the mutiny of the help. #WASPGhostProblem
Colonial uprisings in Rhodesia #WASPGhostProblem
It's not so much that you actually care for me as it's easier to be cordial than to admit we despise one another. Scotch? #WASPGhostProblem
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136 Followers 453 Following I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside. -F. Scott Fitzgerald
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142 Followers 288 Following Preppy young literature professor who seeks beauty and pleasure in all of its forms. An unapologetic decadent and aesthete.
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