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Must feel like 1989 Berlin in there
Must feel like 1989 Berlin in there
About to pack a lip of this stuff
Oh, to be young beautiful idiots in Mexico City
The bar is so low that if a man even just asked how my day was I’d marry him! as long as he also happened to be rich and handsome
Why is everything fun illegal 😝 like opening other people’s mail
Katie Britt’s cross necklace should grow slightly every time she’s on camera until it’s unwieldy like the police hat in scary movie 3
Katie Britt’s cross necklace should grow slightly every time she’s on camera until it’s unwieldy like the police hat in scary movie 3
I want to Yoko Ono scared scriptless
I don’t think I could ever truly love someone with tsa pre check
The moment a judge reads aloud that you are found not guilty of murder must feel sooo good. I want to experience all this life has to offer
*flirting* so what are you looking for in a beneficiary to your life insurance policy?
you can work an office job and still be silly! 😜
Purim? I barely know him!
Can we wrap this up, your honor? My lawyer said he was gonna get me off
Granny, what big ears you have!
I’m going to Yoko Ono the cover band playing at Humpy’s
Ha I think the academy missed a pretty important best actress nomination for my ex wife’s performance in pretending to care about me for 20 years 🤣 (Susan if you’re reading this please take me back)
Dropping this in the family group chat when my mom says I’ve “gone too far this time” and “really shouldn’t speak to her that way”
It would feel very natural to hear Biden respond to criticism by saying “why I oughta” and shaking his fist
Does this giant baby make me look skinny
Forrest Dunbar @ForrestDunbarAK
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Luke @HistoryNerdLuke
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Karen @karenmadan45
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Alaskan Baddies @j_c_555
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DI @princessdi523
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Jo 🥀 @alaskansunhat
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Nicole Peltzer @PeltzerNic40930
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Morgie @morgie00
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Rural Broadband Cowbo.. @Wade_in_America
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“SWEET” Dave 🍉.. @divad_realthing
564 Followers 2K Following people often find me liekabel even though I tend to like things other people don’t like and also am a tax attorney
Alaska Homemade Truck.. @AKTruckTopper
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Becky Braunstein @BeckyFromAlaska
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elka wanders 🐘✨ @banjo_bard
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Barry (The Frozen One.. @knockknockvote
257 Followers 604 Following If you're in Anc, I've probs knocked your door. YIMBY 🏳️🌈 #ProtectTransKids 🏳️⚧️ #WarIsChildAbuse🏳 #BlackLivesMatter ♂️ he/him 🖖🏻 Opinions mine ✡️
elite hater behavior @AuroraWhore
2K Followers 2K Following kate bush impersonator. agitator. settler on unceded traditional Indigenous territories. pronouns: they/them
Keegie @mr_preface
340 Followers 2K Following “This is the 50 ft. tall urban assault version of me.” - Tom Servo
USDA Rural Developmen.. @RD_Alaska
1K Followers 2K Following USDA Rural Development's programs support infrastructure, housing, business, community, and economic development projects across rural Alaska.
David Hulen @davidhulen
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David Reamer @ANC_Historian
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Julia O'Malley @julia_omalley
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Forrest Dunbar @ForrestDunbarAK
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You Don’t Nomi ✨ @KassSmiley
2K Followers 3K Following Standup sometimes🎤 Movie fan always🍿Trapped in an Arctic Wasteland
Tom Hewitt @tomhewittnews
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Brian Brettschneider @Climatologist49
48K Followers 819 Following Alaska. PhD climatologist. Mooseologist. Climooseologist™. He/him. Opinions are my own. Mooseologist-in-Charge. Link to moose/snow: https://t.co/XZG5TwX3RT
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8K Followers 1K Following fan reviews: the worst, sucks, clout chaser, pushing an agenda you don’t believe in. 🫶 come for alabama sports; stay for taylor swift
Christopher Constant .. @Constant4Alaska
3K Followers 2K Following Alaskan, Community Enthusiast, Dog Lover. Personal musings. #WeCanDoBetter
Anchorage Daily News @adndotcom
97K Followers 6K Following Alaska news when, where you want it📱💻 🗞 • Pulitzer Prize for Public Service: 1976, 1989, 2020 • Subscribe now https://t.co/fU4KM4XYzK
AKroadweed @AKroadweed
4K Followers 2K Following Pro-truth, pro-science, pro-democracy. Hyperlocal tweets. Love Alaska. Co-founder of @AnchorageAction, writer at https://t.co/nz5SDDPITR
Mack McPope @pointmack
804 Followers 586 Following Alaska House District 17 Young Dem and @AKYoungDems Secretary — living on Dena’ina Land, she/her, views are my own
Maria Ressa @mariaressa
535K Followers 5K Following Idealist. Cynic. Pragmatist. Journalist. Author. CEO, Rappler 2021 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
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🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
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Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins
58K Followers 5K Following "Look how jacked I am! I'm not even on the gas. I'm a dad!" - Matt Jackson, Young Bucks
Mike Jeanleavy @mikejeanleavy
43 Followers 0 Following The 12th Governor of Alaska wearing JNCOs. Not political, just denim.
rob delaney @robdelaney
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US Senate Employment .. @senate_jobs
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College Football Play.. @CFBPlayoff
673K Followers 851 Following The official Twitter account of the College Football Playoff • #CFBPlayoff 🏈🏆
George W. Slush 🥤�.. @Dons_Lawn_Salon
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Al Franken @alfranken
1.2M Followers 38K Following Husband, Dad, Granddad, Democrat, Minnesotan, Author, Human Cannonball, Comedian, Head of Midwest Values PAC, Host of The Al Franken Podcast
out of context 30 Roc.. @30rockposts
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Cucker Tarlson @sloppy_steaks
602 Followers 595 Following damn son where'd you find this | he/him | #blm
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Mark Pocan @MarkPocan
32K Followers 3K Following Congressman for WI's 2nd District. Former Progressive Caucus Co-Chair. Small-business owner. Labor union member. Campaign account.
Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen
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DI @princessdi523
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Mohammed El-Kurd @m7mdkurd
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42 Followers 73 Following
Tristan Glowa @tkglowa
619 Followers 1K Following Alaskan, organize with @FBXClimate, generally rabblerousing
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UAW 4811 @uaw_4811
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Chad Opitz @chadopitz
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Erin Anais Heist @erinanais
874 Followers 856 Following Folk musician, Southeast Alaskan, foraging nerd. 1st album released April 2022! Music nerdery and hyper-local love notes to SEAK. She/Her
Josh Holbrook @jfhbrook
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Dr. Len Necefer, Ph.D.. @lennecefer
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mr blizzaks year-roun.. @_rc_cocacola
667 Followers 3K Following chugach lemonade podcast co host and local bike person pro-fish socialist☭
Jo 🥀 @alaskansunhat
2K Followers 557 Following Mountains & Mosh Pits. Metal. Part time world traveler. Indigenous. Feral.
Tomorrow on the Double, we kick off Paynke… with Jess McKenna
and what does that have to do with little kids in the middle east ??
FUCK
every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go
many types of wounds were peed on before scientists discovered jelly fish stings were also not cured by pee
do people with 9-5 jobs actually live like this?
. @Boeing my bookie is going around telling everyone secret info about your planes
They know where they are. They aren’t stupid. That’s what makes it brave.
Scenes from Ole Miss today: I think it’s fair to say this did not go the way pro-Palestinian protesters hoped. #FratBros
singing Elton John but I keep saying “rocket guy” & nobody is correcting me
Very cool! White southerners have always been on the right side of history. Like when *opens book* Uh-oh *frantically flipping pages* Oh no. No no no no no
The ‘protests’ at Ole Miss today. Watch with sound. Warms my heart. I love Mississippi!
Reviewing job applicant: *sees Ivy League degree conferred in 2024, arrest record coming up blank* Care to explain the gap on your resume?
when a guy is good at quoting movies it’s like yeah that tracks that’s a boy activity
University of Alabama students protest war in Gaza, campus investments al.com/educationlab/2…
MY reply guy flirting with ANOTHER WOMAN on MY feed???????? not on my watch. time to show hole
Think of the children! No, not those children. No, not them, either. No,
The Evergreen State College (school of Rachel Corrie) agrees to divestment cooperpointjournal.com/2024/05/01/tes…
My statement on voting against H.R. 6090:
He’s been sober this whole time?
Alec Baldwin reflects on nearly 40 years of sobriety, admits he does ‘miss drinking’ trib.al/FQDBiAP
Biden’s team uses harsher language towards 19-year-old students than they do towards far-right Israeli ministers who all but advocate for the collective punishment of Palestinians in Gaza, a war which has killed over 35,000 civilians.
NEW: White House statement via @AndrewJBates46 on @Columbia U students taking over a building: “President Biden has stood against repugnant, Antisemitic smears and violent rhetoric his entire life. He condemns the use of the term “intifada,” as he has the other tragic and…
I can. I’m doing it right now it’s easy haha
You can’t denounce the J6 rioters and then say the Columbia students who occupied a building by force and destroyed property should be immune from consequences. This is the real world.
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