Me at the grocery store baked out of my mind trying to act normal
@WeedPorns Funny thing is you left the house to meet friends and got distracted by the glowing store sign...
@WeedPorns Wait so are all the other middle aged people at the grocery store also baked out of their goards? 🤭 here i thought i was the only one
@WeedPorns When it's legal you just walk in red-eyed and reeking of skunk.
@WeedPorns Ten min later: OH, I’m in the grocery store 😮
@WeedPorns don’t forget all the shoppers “following you around the aisles” 😂😂
@WeedPorns This guy looks like he’s gonna sell you a water filter and tell you about the secret chemicals in the water turning frogs gay.
@WeedPorns I do my best grocery shopping higher than a MFer
@WeedPorns It’s always the bright lights as soon as you walk in that make you realize oh shit I’m ripped!
@WeedPorns I'm never trying to act normal, I am always going for the full experience! 💪
@WeedPorns This looks like the central market off west gate in Austin
@WeedPorns Also me trying to find something healthy and real to eat that isn't going to give me cancer or make me sick.
@WeedPorns Sounds like the beginning of an old porn movie. So I have heard
@WeedPorns I have NEVER come home wondering what was thinking when I bought this
@WeedPorns letting my high mind pick the groceries for the week 😭
@WeedPorns Me with my list I made before going to the store lmaoo
