Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

Tweets liked by Jim Gaffigan, Alton Brown, Gary Gulman, Karen Swallow Prior, Rick Steves, and Joe Lockhart. Florida Joined February 2010

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Kaitlyn Schiess @KaitlynSchiess

a year ago

I decided to read through the OT prophets for a few months before this election, and I've been struck by how often their message is: You have forgotten who you are! You are claimed and loved by the God who keeps his promises. That's a powerful antidote to political idolatry.

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

a year ago

Once again!

Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

5 years ago

Once again!

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Alex Muresianu @ahardtospell

2 years ago

Don't invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

David F. Watson @dfwatson3

2 years ago

Don't invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

2 years ago

Where the waitress insists THIS IS WHAT YOU ORDERED, but you're not so sure.

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

2 years ago

Annual lament that MLB all-star players don't wear their individual teams' uniforms. Do not like the standardized AL/NL unis.

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

2 years ago

April 18: The date my local @CircleKStores gas station finished up its stock of Christmas coffee cups from last year and switched to its normal plain cup

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

3 years ago

Please tell me if this means anything beyond face value, @emmasarappo .

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

3 years ago

Maybe it was inspiration for this tweet, but I literally picked this up from the used bookstore this week.

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

3 years ago

Bought a new house yesterday. Closed at 3:00. Drove to house at 4:30. At 4:47, there was a solicitor knocking at the door to sell solar panels. Said he'd never seen a car in the driveway and thought we might be new. Annoying, but perceptive.

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

3 years ago

The slightest hint of white at Christmas back home, but it counts.

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Josh Landen @WhatJoshTweeted

3 years ago

For as long as I live, I don't think I'll get used to the calendar telling me it's fall or winter or the holidays while Florida is telling me it doesn't care and will remain 90° for as long as she wills.