Zach Gedman @WhatMonkeyBread

Cybersecurity Student 💻 Tech nerd 💾 Avid D&D/Pathfinder player 🎲 Joined September 2011

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Isopod Propaganda @bedupolker

3 years ago

Rats and mice, know the difference

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Skid "Four Seasons Partial Landscaper" Maher @heyskid

3 years ago

This is one of the funnier things I've seen generated in Crusader Kings

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Zach Gedman @WhatMonkeyBread

3 years ago

Got my B.S. in Cyber security diploma and passed my CompTIA Sec+ in the same month. I finally feel like I might actually know something about this. Suck on that, imposter syndrome!

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Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes

3 years ago

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Yes I am eating my chipotle bowl with my own titanium spork that I brought with me. Why? Because its superior to plastic utensils in every way. Go ahead and keep looking at me weird, sir....you know I'm right....

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Zach Gedman @WhatMonkeyBread

3 years ago

Amazon just sent me a notification that said "Instant Gratification is a deal we think you might like!". Turns out it's a book title. I thought they were getting a little too honest with the advertising

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Funko @OriginalFunko

3 years ago

RT and follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to WIN the Funko Shop exclusive Star Wars - Boba Fett Die-cast POP! #Funko #FunkoPOP #Giveaway #StarWars #MayThe4thBeWithYou

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Elderwood Academy 🎲📚 @ElderwoodBoxes

3 years ago

🎁Free Giveaway!🎁How To Enter: 1) Follow @elderwoodacademy 2) Retweet + Like this post

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Ginny Di @itsginnydi

3 years ago

playing D&D means checking notes from 2 years ago on an interaction that happened 2 weeks ago in-game

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Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry

3 years ago

19th April 2022 is my 76th birthday. I may or may not ‘trend’ on this hellsite and thus multitudes of morbid meatheads will assume I’m dead. Please RT to spread the word that I am not currently planning to be dead on Tuesday. Much love x

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Zach Gedman @WhatMonkeyBread

3 years ago

This is one of the most enlightening threads I've read in a long time. Definitely changed my opinion on SocEng testing/excercises

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Jabs @CyberSnark

3 years ago

Gonna lift and run 2 miles and then get pizza because of who I am as a person.

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𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛ @brianwhelton

3 years ago

It's been a strange day... First I found a hat full of money😀, then I chased by a very angry man with a guitar...😬

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Zach Gedman @WhatMonkeyBread

3 years ago

The older I get the more I sympathize with James May on Top Gear/ The Grand Tour

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Stephen Sims @Steph3nSims

4 years ago

I’m going to randomly pick 3 people who retweet this to receive a copy of the book. I’ll tweet out the winners tomorrow. I’ll also be giving away two more copies later this week complements of @RayRedacted! …and maybe a couple more next week just for university students

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Zach Gedman @WhatMonkeyBread

4 years ago

Listening to a podcast about a cult started by a guy who claimed he was half alien... "This was later disproven when some of his followers had his DNA tested and it showed average human DNA" Because you needed a DNA test to tell you that. Couldn't have used like, basic logic.

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Zach Gedman @WhatMonkeyBread

4 years ago

Hey, anyone that makes Bluetooth headphones... DO: have the phone automatically mute when the ear buds die. DONT: just start playing my gruesome true crime podcast full blast so everyone else in this bathroom thinks their crapping one stall over from a psycho. Thanks.

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Zach Gedman @WhatMonkeyBread

4 years ago

If Disney can Star Wars: The Force Awakens literally a shot for shot remake of A New Hope then my college professors shouldn't be able to tell me not to "Self Plagiarize".