watermELLEN @WhatTheEll
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every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.
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do you think we were born in 2018 or something my dad was literally in the vietnam draft
do you think we were born in 2018 or something my dad was literally in the vietnam draft
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THREAD OF MY FAVORITE LORI LIGHTFOOT MOMENTS 1: losing re-election and immediately going to walgreens to buy a 24 pack of modelo
THREAD OF MY FAVORITE LORI LIGHTFOOT MOMENTS 1: losing re-election and immediately going to walgreens to buy a 24 pack of modelo https://t.co/BQHPU3T3Nc
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Yall remember when dog poop used to be white
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him: are you fucking stupid me:
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I’m still here open.spotify.com/track/2bfOeIn8…
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Untitled 05 is a perfect song
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chris martin looks like a toddler named Rydyr at a pre-school that costs $50,000 a year
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Ted Cruz when he hears there’s a winter storm warning in Texas:
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paramore at bbc radio 1’s big weekend 2013
paramore at bbc radio 1’s big weekend 2013 https://t.co/mJf66VzWs1
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they’re in charge of television now
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im a nepotism baby (my mom worked at my schools growing up)
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NEW SINGLE 12/16. MINDFUL. full EP loading.. #mindful #sunsetsessionsv2
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i’ve never opened up about this before but in 2016 i bought Vine for 44 billion dollars and then it shut down 12 days later. so i know exactly what elon is going through right now.
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She had a gay son and a thot daughter omg
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