What We Don't Do @WhatWeDoNotDo
My daily advice on things that should never happen. Chicago Joined November 2014-
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Wool socks with kitten heels? #thatswhstwedontdo #never #what
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Don't make that pig noise when you're trying to scratch your throat with your tongue.
"If you can't lift that bag above your neck then you need to 'gon 'head and give it a check." #airplanerules
Walk around the airport barefoot. #thatswhatwedontdo #nasty #really #airport
Yell at me cuz I won't buy your hot ham sandwich under the El at 5am. #thatswhatwedontdo #chicago #nope
A Natalie Portman tattoo on your calf? #thatswhatwedontdo
A full length BEAR COAT complete with a bear head as the hat? #thatswhatwedontdo
I'm hoping you just traveled from somewhere warm mister shorts.
A car alarm on a 1988 Oldsmobile? #thatswhatwedontdo
I sat through a full seven minutes of the Whitney Houston Lifetime movie. #thatswhatwedontdo
Old school Adidas sandals with tube socks? #thatswhatwedontdo
Workout with no shoes on? Bare feet? #thatswhatwedontdo
Why are there so many people on this train this morning?!? Back up off me!!!
It's okay for you to fall asleep on a crowded train but not on my shoulder. Mmkay? #thatswhatwedontdo
Why is there always so much STRUGGLE on the Broadway bus? Stow yo sh$t and SIT DOWN. All these dag on bags and carts and strollers...
Listen. If y'all don't watch 'The Legend of Mick Dodge' on NGC then y'all are MISSING OUT.
Dear Cab Driver. ROLL UP YOUR WINDOW. It's 7deg outside.
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