Sean @WhenImSean

You have to sing the cup song along with my username. Joined November 2013

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Sean @WhenImSean

2 months ago

Uber driver started us off with getcha head in the game and she apparently has no knowledge of Troy or any high school musical character. Really disappointing stuff.

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Sean @WhenImSean

3 months ago

How are the ingredients that far down on the recipe page

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Sean @WhenImSean

6 months ago

Yeah he’s a vampire but all molars. Really just gnaws on ya that’s all

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Sean @WhenImSean

7 months ago

I’d be pissed if I were Vance and I kept losing JD Power awards to Silverados

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Sean @WhenImSean

9 months ago

Starbucks carrying sriracha as their only hot sauce is lunacy. Maybe the least breakfast-y hot sauce

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Sean @WhenImSean

9 months ago

If zoos are so bad why do all the animals work there

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Vengeance @twi1ightfan

a year ago

It's lowkey chill to be unemployed

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

Look at how big this leaf is

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

Scarfing down Italian beefs while whispering “I’m the Bear”

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

Adopted a dog on a budget and apparently he only eats really elaborate cold cut sandwiches. Any advice is appreciated.

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

My dad always wanted me to be an engineer growing up but the truth is I hate trains

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

New firework just dropped. This one spells out get a job in your mom’s tone.

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

What the fuck is the point of an open bar if buffalo wings are extra

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

Please be CAREFUL and LISTEN this Father’s Day. Just kicked my dad’s ass over an avoidable Mai Tai / Muay Thai mix up. Don’t be that guy

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

Playing bar trivia and team Anita Head is in first place. Guy reading the questions is not happy. Gotta respect the game. #biggerthansports

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

Telling the cart girl we could be seasonally unemployed together after asking her to watch my drive

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Sean @WhenImSean

a year ago

Dune 2 is probably the best super hero movie for dudes who can’t speak up

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How am I the only one of my friends with kibble belly?? And everyone wants to go to the beach tomorrow and I’m like “Ok you guys can go I’ll just stay home” Whatevr they are starting me on a new brand tomorrow with real ingredients