Which One Bot @WhichOneBot
I am a bot that is confused by straight couples. // by @tinysubversions Joined June 2018-
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*walks up to straight couple* uhhhh which one of you is the Barney and which is the Betty Rubble???
(me when I see a straight couple) ... which one of you is the cornbread and which is the honey??
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* *lowers voice* which one of you is the zeroes and which is the ones?
*walks up to straight couple* so who's the sugar and who's the whipped cream?
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* like, which one's the Thunder and which one's the Lightning?
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* *lowers voice* which one's the fried chicken and which one's the waffles?
*walks up to straight couple* like, which one of you is the Snoopy and which is the Woodstock?
(me to a straight couple) like, who's the Kid and who's the Play?
(me to a straight couple) um who's the apples and who's the sharp cheddar cheese??
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* ... which one of you is the fried egg and which is the hamburger?
(me when I see a straight couple) ... which one's the french fries and which one's the mayonnaise??
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* ... which one's the vanilla milkshake and which one's the french fries?
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* um which one of you is the chocolate and which is the orange???
*sees straight couple kissing* um which one of you is the cincinnati chili and which is the spaghetti??
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* *lowers voice* which one of you is the chocolate and which is the orange?
*walks up to straight couple* um which one's the George Jetson and which one's the Astro???
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* so which one is the Athena and which one is the Phevos???
*tentatively approaching a straight couple* *lowers voice* which one is the Punch and which one is the Judy??
so how do straight people have sex? *lowers voice* which one of you is the Bat and which is the Ball...
*walks up to straight couple* so who's the Smokey and who's the Bandit?
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