unknown @WhyJakeCrashed
Joined July 2014-
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"I had a itch on my foot, the only thing I could use which was long enough was my chin. I used my rather large chin and I lost control."
"My extremely homosexual ginger beard caught on the seat belt. I yelled "ouch" slamming my foot on the accelerator and I lost control"
@_saffybaldwin I had a long night the other week, took forever to get my car out of the ditch!
"I was pulling Hannah balls baby then I lost control"
"I was taking advantage of a young intoxicated girl so I lost control"
"My windscreen steamed up in the car, I couldn't find anything to wipe it with. So I used my chin then I lost control"
"This is the passenger that was distracting me. She tried taking a selfie in the sun-viser, then I lost control"
"The person next to me started frigging herself. I started to watch and took over using my massive fuck off chin then I lost control"
"I was getting a bj of the person next to me. I looked down and hit her head with my chin, she bit the tip of me bellend and I lost control"
"I had a passenger in the seat beside me, she started to get her tits out. I looked over and stuck my head between them and I lost control"
"i was going along a steady 30mph when I saw a penny on the floor. I went to pick it up, my chin hit the accelerator and I lost control"
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