Wirt @WhyNotPretend
「Aren't there enough words flowing in your veins to keep you going?」|| [M!A: none] ask.fm/WhyNotPretend Joined May 2015-
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"Peanut butter weed monster" is actually a pretty good description and I'm glad those words left my mouth.
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Brought to you by me remembering that I'd have to GET UP to DO that and NNUUGHHHH, FIIINEEEE
Here's a General Physical Health Wirt reminder to eat something if you haven't recently.
Using 'success' two tweets in a row disqualifies me from NaNo this year probably
I burned my fingers making midnight pancakes I'm a successful adult.
Maybe you have to feed The Beast like a party game. Toss crunchberries into its mouth.
... I don't know how else to describe it. Life just kinda took a huge swerve and ran with it.
Feels weird that it's summer again. ... I mean, technically summer. The break part.
Oh, uh. The thing stopped... thinging earlier this afternoon. #upd8
@relicwary @drjcrane_ [ur gettin scooped up] Wow, geez, who'da guessed.
Wirt @_Wirt_OTGW
38 Followers 178 Following ¡Hey! Um... I don't know what to say here, if I'm honest. ✦ Parody-RP 𝗡𝗢𝗧 affiliated with 𝗖𝗡 or 𝗣atrick 𝗠cHale #OTGW #RP #Parodytwt #WirtRP
★ sanjay ★ @maginoxam
60 Followers 76 Following ★ nearly put to death by lightening strikes, instead there was hot pink flashes in the sky ★
Louis dPdL @mercyanddeath
21 Followers 37 Following![The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. [Rocket Wins AU]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/824113982617292800/RPVOoqB2.jpg)
Red Akaiiro @RedTalks
1K Followers 854 Following The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. [Rocket Wins AU]
Ethan Taylor @HelpfulBangs
339 Followers 342 Following When you see, see the beauty all around and in yourself - and it will help you feel okay!
Mei-Ling Zhou @hypothermeiha
93 Followers 89 Following Our world is worth fighting for! ((Overwatch RP, multiverse based))
spike ⚡ @grimoirae
118 Followers 109 Following One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead people got up to fight.
Lestat de Lioncourt @damndestprince
101 Followers 115 Following 『 sycophants on velvet sofas, lavish mansions, vintage wine - I am so much more than royal 』 (@palaplaying)
Santiago Castillo @DeathWeAre
80 Followers 64 Following My name is Santiago. I am a vampire, most notably recognizable from Interview with the Vampire.
Game Store @GameLovers247
825 Followers 4K Following Follow us for the latest review, trailer and prices of the new games. We follow PS4, PS3, Xbox One, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS and PC/DVD
Student B @barophobicBirdy
120 Followers 133 Following 「i see in full clarity what was so muddy before. you see a thousand of me and this is what i'm meant for」|| kobayakawa bambi
Valerie @QueenToCome
402 Followers 542 Following Our own secret ceremonials before the service began--in the graveyard doing handstands.
Ethan Sotana @murderthatmarks
70 Followers 73 Following
D'jheeah Ruha @heliomastery
81 Followers 80 Following Look to those who walked before to lead those who walk after.
Cinos @RapidGenetics
105 Followers 246 Following I have gone many places and i am very fast now and i learned i am green which is faster than purple
///\(•,,•)/\\\ @Spinisteret
109 Followers 100 Following Dear friend what can I do to prove the warm affection I've always felt for you?
Stanley @Cynicsure
129 Followers 128 Following 「deep down, I'm still a child」 ✯ 「playful eyes, wide and wild」 ✯ 「I can't lose hope」 ✯ 「what's left of my heart's still made of gold」
Lyra Silvertongue @argentumlinguia
130 Followers 111 Following 『 first time I had read the Bible, it had struck me as unwitty - I think it may started rumor that the Lord ain't got no humor 』art @ dreamingpartone![[[ In the sweet Mojave rain the boy was on his own (don't shoot me Santa Claus) ]]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/700907473394409477/9voAL_1R.png)
Santa @sabu1ou2
125 Followers 102 Following [[ In the sweet Mojave rain the boy was on his own (don't shoot me Santa Claus) ]]
Misery @MiserableWitch
141 Followers 228 Following You should know that I carry no affection for this island.
![Just a cute girl who loves romance~ [RP, postgame, no longer chasing Sonic]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/887591269916168192/8uaLlGef.jpg)
❤~ Amy Rose ~❤ @PikoPikoPassion
61 Followers 50 Following Just a cute girl who loves romance~ [RP, postgame, no longer chasing Sonic]
the servant @mesh1tsukai
110 Followers 104 Following 「like sheep without a shepherd, we don't know how to be alone, and so we wander around this desert and wind up following the wrong gods home」
Razputin Aquato @PsychicRaz
372 Followers 646 Following I ran away from the circus to become a psychic warrior. I'd say I'm pretty hot stuff. Also, multiverses are weird.
![[gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a lazerbeam, and guaranteed to blow your mind] (@palaplaying)](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/678022106219610113/14dOpqtm.png)
bzzt @lightningcheek
44 Followers 38 Following [gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a lazerbeam, and guaranteed to blow your mind] (@palaplaying)
Barry Gavin @You_OrNearly
437 Followers 442 Following So write another love song and pretend that nothing's wrong - and if a feeling comes, just call me in the morning.
Shiro @NixNivem
99 Followers 116 Following
Batman @acheshiresmile
125 Followers 100 Following
Wendy @ToughAsCord
144 Followers 137 Following Our Lady of the Tall Trees. ((Wendy Icon by @saljaani))
--- @Toxiphage
128 Followers 162 Following I've been living a while in the front of your skull, making orders. I've been writing you rules, shrinking maps, redrawing borders.![[Account locked by character; see bio link.]
Aerial warrior, 15th Fighter Squadron. I'm just trying to get by.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/663910671009062912/VtKs0ImG.jpg)
#621 ⛔ @Vehicon621
119 Followers 125 Following [Account locked by character; see bio link.] Aerial warrior, 15th Fighter Squadron. I'm just trying to get by.
Fig @linoone
3K Followers 689 Following
sans. @badtimemachine
137 Followers 149 Following let out a sigh for another day the same as the last. come on let’s try, dye it「blue」and change it up from the past.![[in a flash, a heart is slain]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/566514360625815553/mB1vSMs1.png)
![Soaking up rays and making sure the dead stay that way [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000804207029/4395e5846ee121fe9c6bdcb890e9217f.png)
Eiyo Haul @SunicideUp
275 Followers 215 Following Soaking up rays and making sure the dead stay that way [RP]
Mei-Ling Zhou @hypothermeiha
93 Followers 89 Following Our world is worth fighting for! ((Overwatch RP, multiverse based))
spike ⚡ @grimoirae
118 Followers 109 Following One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead people got up to fight.
Lestat de Lioncourt @damndestprince
101 Followers 115 Following 『 sycophants on velvet sofas, lavish mansions, vintage wine - I am so much more than royal 』 (@palaplaying)
Santiago Castillo @DeathWeAre
80 Followers 64 Following My name is Santiago. I am a vampire, most notably recognizable from Interview with the Vampire.
Student B @barophobicBirdy
120 Followers 133 Following 「i see in full clarity what was so muddy before. you see a thousand of me and this is what i'm meant for」|| kobayakawa bambi
Valerie @QueenToCome
402 Followers 542 Following Our own secret ceremonials before the service began--in the graveyard doing handstands.![[ I sold my soul just to hide the light ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/585677232426897409/zblyVjQm.jpg)
Ethan Sotana @murderthatmarks
70 Followers 73 Following
D'jheeah Ruha @heliomastery
81 Followers 80 Following Look to those who walked before to lead those who walk after.
Misery @MiserableWitch
141 Followers 228 Following You should know that I carry no affection for this island.
Cinos @RapidGenetics
105 Followers 246 Following I have gone many places and i am very fast now and i learned i am green which is faster than purple
///\(•,,•)/\\\ @Spinisteret
109 Followers 100 Following Dear friend what can I do to prove the warm affection I've always felt for you?
Stanley @Cynicsure
129 Followers 128 Following 「deep down, I'm still a child」 ✯ 「playful eyes, wide and wild」 ✯ 「I can't lose hope」 ✯ 「what's left of my heart's still made of gold」
Lyra Silvertongue @argentumlinguia
130 Followers 111 Following 『 first time I had read the Bible, it had struck me as unwitty - I think it may started rumor that the Lord ain't got no humor 』art @ dreamingpartone
Santa @sabu1ou2
125 Followers 102 Following [[ In the sweet Mojave rain the boy was on his own (don't shoot me Santa Claus) ]]
❤~ Amy Rose ~❤ @PikoPikoPassion
61 Followers 50 Following Just a cute girl who loves romance~ [RP, postgame, no longer chasing Sonic]
🐦 @asongbirdwonder
223 Followers 98 Following 『 here in the valley of darkness again, we just keep on moving, keep on grooving 』
Red Akaiiro @RedTalks
1K Followers 854 Following The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. [Rocket Wins AU]
Undyne @swordsnkissing
4 Followers 1 Following
Ethan Taylor @HelpfulBangs
339 Followers 342 Following When you see, see the beauty all around and in yourself - and it will help you feel okay!
the servant @mesh1tsukai
110 Followers 104 Following 「like sheep without a shepherd, we don't know how to be alone, and so we wander around this desert and wind up following the wrong gods home」
bzzt @lightningcheek
44 Followers 38 Following [gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a lazerbeam, and guaranteed to blow your mind] (@palaplaying)
Barry Gavin @You_OrNearly
437 Followers 442 Following So write another love song and pretend that nothing's wrong - and if a feeling comes, just call me in the morning.
Shiro @NixNivem
99 Followers 116 Following
Batman @acheshiresmile
125 Followers 100 Following
Wendy @ToughAsCord
144 Followers 137 Following Our Lady of the Tall Trees. ((Wendy Icon by @saljaani))
--- @Toxiphage
128 Followers 162 Following I've been living a while in the front of your skull, making orders. I've been writing you rules, shrinking maps, redrawing borders.
Fig @linoone
3K Followers 689 Following
#621 ⛔ @Vehicon621
119 Followers 125 Following [Account locked by character; see bio link.] Aerial warrior, 15th Fighter Squadron. I'm just trying to get by.
Kotoko Utsugi @Kotoko_Utsugi3
52 Followers 103 Following![[with this bullet lodged in my chest, covered with your name, I will turn myself into a gun, because it’s all I have]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/850259934541250564/FRYy_fjq.jpg)
Type:Full @IWontSaveYou
201 Followers 316 Following [with this bullet lodged in my chest, covered with your name, I will turn myself into a gun, because it’s all I have]
sans. @badtimemachine
137 Followers 149 Following let out a sigh for another day the same as the last. come on let’s try, dye it「blue」and change it up from the past.
Eiyo Haul @SunicideUp
275 Followers 215 Following Soaking up rays and making sure the dead stay that way [RP]
The Doctor @somebrainyspecs
158 Followers 147 Following 『 all the things yet to come are the things that have passed 』![[If I could only be half of what you think of me, I could do anything-]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/668627679109881858/FIfaAnQ4.png)
Asriel @harmlessdreemur
149 Followers 156 Following [If I could only be half of what you think of me, I could do anything-]
expectation damages @boundtodespair
37 Followers 10 Following Contract? ((This is a Kyuubey RP account. Also, I am committed to that spelling, leave me alone.))Trends for United States
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