James Bates @Wilfred_Chinley
Sometimes you gotta just stop giving a shit. -Ghandi 2017 Highland Village, TX Joined December 2017-
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That feeling when you hit the club and the bouncer thinks you're his replacement...
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I need an office dog right now
*Heaven* God: you may ask me 1 question Me: Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers? God: what? Me: I wanna write loud numbers
*walking thru field with gf* *I start flinging cow turds like Frisbees* gf: that's real mature Me: it's pronounced "manure," Karen
WIFE: omg someone's broken in! ME *bravely grabs baseball bat from under the bed* wait here [downstairs] FRIEND: Can't you just tell her you want to play baseball? ME: Keep your voice down
WIFE: It's either me or th- ME: He has name WIFE: OR the goose. ME: Say it. WIFE:… ME: Say his name. WIFE:… ME: Why won't you love Tom Honks
[Who Wants to Be a Millionaire] Me: “I’d like to phone a friend.” *After 30 seconds of phone ringing* Me: “I don’t think my dog is going to answer.”
Me: What's your favorite book? Date: War and Peace Me: *mouth full of McNuggets* No, you can only choose one
How people walk when they’re: DATING *holding hands* ENGAGED *arms locked* MARRIED *one person is 5 feet in front of the other and yelling back at them for parking so far away*
(invention of the crib) put that baby in jail
[on doorstep after date] me: what would you say to coffee? her: I dunno, maybe "how have you BEAN?" me: that's pretty good you can come in
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Maria Da Conceição .. @MariaDa09971559
505 Followers 3K Following Sou iluminada com a grassa de Deus e minha mãe a quem devo minha vida 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟😍💋💖💋😍👏
Emma Watson @EmmaWatson
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Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee
4.1M Followers 310 Following Official account honoring Stan Lee's legacy & sharing new, unseen stories from his vault. Powered by Stan Lee Universe & Kartoon Studios (NYSE: TOON).
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Tom Hanks @tomhanks
15.4M Followers 21 Following I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
Hugh Jackman @RealHughJackman
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Marvel Entertainment @Marvel
18.7M Followers 747 Following The official account for Marvel comics, movies, games, and more.
Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt
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Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth
8.6M Followers 108 Following
Mark Wahlberg @markwahlberg
4.0M Followers 43 Following Actor/producer Mark Wahlberg's official Twitter page.
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
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The Sims @TheSims
2.6M Followers 501 Following Sul Sul👋 ESRB Rating T for Teen: Crude Humor, Sexual Themes & Violence For Status Updates: @TheSimsDirect Need game/EA Account Help? Visit https://t.co/cdtmm66WPL
National Geographic @NatGeo
29.2M Followers 192 Following Taking our understanding and awareness of the world further for more than 135 years
PlayStation @PlayStation
36.4M Followers 774 Following Official Sony Interactive Entertainment account. Updates on PS5, PlayStation VR2, PlayStation Plus, PS4 and more. Support: @AskPlayStation
Andrew Rader @marsrader
862K Followers 41K Following SpaceX Engineer, MIT PhD, TV Know-it-All 🚀 New book 'Beyond the Known' is available now: https://t.co/sM0v6vs2DY 📖 Audiobook: https://t.co/4lI48gFaFX
Telltale @telltalegames
934K Followers 1K Following The REAL Telltale. We're reissuing classics, honoring the past, & creating new games. 🚀#TheExpanse: OUT NOW! https://t.co/VWpeVJ4xQA
Rainbow Six Siege @Rainbow6Game
2.5M Followers 380 Following The official Rainbow Six Twitter account. For Esports, follow @R6esports! For server status: 🔗 https://t.co/X2BthEZqhH
Rihanna @rihanna
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MapleStory 🍁 @MapleStory
121K Followers 134 Following The original 2D side-scrolling MMORPG! 🛍 Merch: https://t.co/AsZpDLMVw5 🆘 Help: https://t.co/uGw98CAKB6 📲 Text Us: +12133440020
Tom Clancy's The Divi.. @TheDivisionGame
712K Followers 256 Following News & Updates for Tom Clancy’s The Division. Incl.: The Division 2 | The Division Heartland | The Division Resurgence.
Bibi @BibiBourelly
310K Followers 48 Following Virtuoso. Hi I’m bibi and YOURE watching Disney channel -be·com·ing /bəˈkəmiNG/ #rellytives #bbsociety #notes
FINAL FANTASY XV @FFXVEN
317K Followers 109 Following Follow @FinalFantasy to keep up to date with the series! FINAL FANTASY XV ESRB Rating: TEEN with Language, Mild Blood, Partial Nudity, Violence.
Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed
4.7M Followers 287 Following Welcome to the official Assassin's Creed Twitter. Assassin’s Creed Mirage and Assassin's Creed Nexus VR available now.
Rocket League @RocketLeague
1.2M Followers 356 Following Sports meets driving in @PsyonixStudios' award-winning sports-action hybrid! Esports: @RLEsports Service Issues: @RL_Status Help / Support: @RL_Support
Steam @Steam
8.5M Followers 11 Following Steam, The Ultimate Online Game Platform. Follow us here for news on the latest releases and special promotions! For support: https://t.co/ecoSK7uTBx
International Space S.. @Space_Station
8.3M Followers 183 Following NASA's page for the latest updates from the International Space Station. For the newest science, follow @ISS_Research. Verification: https://t.co/jSJ1pgS2xl
Bethesda @bethesda
2.4M Followers 441 Following The official home for games published by Bethesda: Starfield, Redfall, DOOM, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, Hi-Fi RUSH & more!
Need for Speed @NeedforSpeed
731K Followers 170 Following 🚘 NFS Unbound • Out Now 🚔 ESRB Rating T for Teen: Language, Mild Suggestive Themes, Mild Violence, In-Game Purchases.
MARINA @MarinaDiamandis
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Clash Royale @ClashRoyale
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Forza Motorsport @ForzaMotorsport
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Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog
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Nat Geo WILD @natgeowild
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Clash of Clans @ClashofClans
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DOOM @DOOM
723K Followers 40 Following DOOM Eternal is available now on Xbox One, PS4, PC, and Nintendo Switch.
Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica
13.7M Followers 236 Following Welcome to the official Nintendo profile for gaming news! We’re listening, too. For ESRB ratings go to https://t.co/m7hrBqtrpz
Treyarch Studios @Treyarch
4.4M Followers 15 Following The official Twitter account of Treyarch Studios, creators of Black Ops & the birthplace of Call of Duty Zombies. Black Ops Cold War launched on Nov. 13, 2020.Still hard to believe Starship is real
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Ok I’m Reloaded!! #D6Reloaded #FamilyFeud Me and Champagne #YoungMoney Happy New Year!
Wanted again to send a note of deep gratitude to Tesla owners WW for taking a chance on a new company that all experts said would fail. So much blood, sweat & tears from the Tesla team went into creating cars that you’d truly love. I hope you do. How can we improve further?
Photo of the Day: Winter Wolf on.natgeo.com/2kWP8nO #photography #pod
Merry Happy everybody! Let's look on the bright side: on Inauguration Day, did you think we'd make it to Xmas? It seemed less likely than a virgin birth, to take an extreme example (winking emoji)
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Just prepared my bacon-wrapped roasted duck.
Should we spend billions (or perhaps trillions) of dollars to go to Mars? What do you think?
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