kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

Cybersecurity & Digital Forensics. London, England Joined January 2016

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

3 months ago

with the rapid increase in "vibe-coded" software, i foresee a great future for cybersecurity DFIR contractors

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

3 months ago

amen to that idea

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andi (twocents.money) @Nexuist

a year ago

this is my emotional support carwash. whenever I get sad I ssh into this Montenegrin carwash I found on shodan 12 years ago and spin the rollers a bit. makes me feel real again

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

a year ago

locking this account till it all calms down a bit more :P

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Lonegladiator @Lonegladiator_

a year ago

Round 2 with @jamesacedia Instead of uninstalling their cheat this time, we opted to simply trigger Hyperion on them. #Roblox #RobloxDev

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Spiritbox @spiritboxband

a year ago

We’ll remember you forever. We’ll miss you forever. We’ll love you forever, Bill.

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James @jamesacedia

a year ago

Looks like Roblox cheaters got hit with a "surprise" #Roblox #RobloxDev

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

a year ago

pour one out for the IT teams around the world

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

a year ago

and on the 5th day, crowdstrike said let there be blue. and all the windows machines are now blue

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

a year ago

calling it now - github adds more advanced profile page customisation in the near future

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

a year ago

damn. i kinda want that purple ipad air 😬

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

a year ago

today on "things you shouldn't do as a production website" - This (website has been notified)

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

a year ago

feels like my memories undergo ASLR every time i wake up 🥴

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Trying to come up with analogy to explain #xzbackdoor to my mom. Best I’ve come up with so far: Imagine a grizzled, tired, old oil pipeline maintainer was approached by a plucky young kid who was new to the small town the oil pipeline passed through. Slowly, over years, the kid…

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kernel junkie @WindowsKernel

a year ago

the xz back door is genuinely insane. i am wondering if some APT/nation state was behind it - it seems odd that the original author would suddenly drop malware and ruin his credibility in the process willingly. very, very close to a catastrophic security situation