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Demasiado al pedo Atras Tuyo Joined January 2019
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cosito de la pizza @elcosodelapizza

7 years ago

+Ay estás muy flaco -Si ya se jajaja *Que no lo diga* *Que no lo diga* *Que no lo diga* *Que no lo diga* +Tenés que comer más. -Si como todo el día pero no engordo nada. *Que no lo diga* *Que no lo diga* *Que no lo diga* *Que no lo diga* +Ay qué suerte ser vos querido

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7 years ago

No les pasa qué cuando tocamos timbre y escuchamos que se habré la puerta se van para atrás?

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7 years ago

Les pasa a ustedes también que sacan el celular para mirar la hora y al guárdalo no saben qué hora es?

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cosito de la pizza @elcosodelapizza

7 years ago

Si YO estoy callado es porque 1. Estoy incómodo 2. Tengo sueño 3. No estoy bien Porque de otra forma soy una máquina de hablar y de hacer pelotudeces.

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7 years ago

El dinero no compra la felicidad: Netflix: JAJAJAJAJAJA Comida: JAJAJAJAJAJA Bebida: JAJAJAJAJAJAJ Festivales: JAJAJAJAJAJA Cine: JAJAJAJAJAJA Ropa: JAJAJAJAJAJAJA Wi-fi: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA Viajes: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA Joda: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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7 years ago

Si coger es lindo imaginate coger coraje y presentarme a rendir en febrero

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