☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

(zhur-main) producer and professional button pusher xermane.com New York City. Joined May 2011

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

idk why galentines day gives me the ick. looks fun but idk lmaoo

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

if the reason you’re keeping your love life private is to spare an ex’s feelings, then you shouldn’t be getting in a relationship in the first place

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

Club flyers be having me dead 🤣 It deadass would say “ladies night” on it then just have a picture of a grungy looking ass DJ like me 🤣

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

people are so used to working for money, that they refuse to donate free time to work for their dreams.

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

my toxic trait is saying “long story short” then proceeding to tell you the longest story possible

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in “UN PREVIEW” you hear @sanbenito saying “ponte un preview de lo que viene después”, despite being the last song and also being 1 of 2 reggaeton songs on the 22 track album. and on top that the album being called “nadie sabe lo que va pasar mañana”… 🤔 reggaeton álbum tmmw???

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

i still refuse to call this app anything but Twitter

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

i hate when people follow up questions with “i’m genuinely curious lol”. it gives of creep vibes for some reason no matter what the question is lmaoo

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

sushi rolls should be a finger food

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

Girl math literally just boils down to “if i spent it, the money never existed”

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

🖤🖤🖤

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

Don’t bring your non hispanic friends to clubs that play latin music if they gonna complain about not understanding the music ‼️

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

Ladies, I promise you, no men in their 20’s are trying to be just friends with you

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

2 years ago

if the text starts with “que pena” just ignore it. they gonna ask u for something

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

3 years ago

i’m gonna self diagnose myself with seasonal depression. because the suns out finally and i’m feeeling like a puta. what’s gooooooodddd

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

3 years ago

group chats are too time consuming

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☠El Hombre X☠ @Xermane

3 years ago

Blue check marks watching your story used to mean you had important people watching you. Now they just show u home many dumb people u know willing to spend 15 a month for nothing🤣