Me: If you were stranded on a desert island and could only take three movies, what would you take? Wife: So the island has electricity? Me: Yeah. Wife: I would just call someone to rescue me.
@XplodingUnicorn Someone asked the director of "Cast Away" what was in the unopened box. He replied, "A waterproof, solar powered, satellite phone".
@XplodingUnicorn This is why she's the scientist and you're the writer. :)
@XplodingUnicorn Electricity doesn't mean telephone connection nor devices able to connect.
@XplodingUnicorn Question 2: Would it be me? Wife: ...
@XplodingUnicorn What if there's electricity but no internet or service? It works.
@XplodingUnicorn No electricity. Just the movies. A study in frustration.
@XplodingUnicorn You could have a DVD player and it only has enough battery for 3
@XplodingUnicorn And cut short her precious time away from the kids??
@XplodingUnicorn Well thanks, I've never felt dumber.
@XplodingUnicorn The island has electricity?? Bound to be a Dollar General just around the corner. Who needs rescuing? Just leave me there!
@XplodingUnicorn Is she alone? Because GIRL, no kids, no hubby, crack out some Magic Mike and some wine or whatever and live quiet for a while. However if you're with family, then yes, call for help
@XplodingUnicorn gotta go with Animal House for one choice
@XplodingUnicorn And she'd leave you there watching your 3 movies in rotation, forever.
@XplodingUnicorn The wife beat you to it 😆
