JER @YouCannotRelate

ihatewhenpeopledontreadmytweets... i left my journal on your bedside table & you awoke w/ time to kill, my book was a blur as u ran to eat cake and watch commercials. no crime was committed, for lack of lust isn't punishable but i was left flopping n flailing like a parched fish

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

the air is dull, and music nauseates me. i long to play hopscotch @ the tippity top of a building's edge but mother goose hasn't flatlined so with a chest full of vape juice & mold i wait on baited breath. i dreamt i had a daughter- it might have been a nightmare but i forget.

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

woooOoah 😀 have you guys tried that new pringles chip flavor?! its actually pretty darn tasty, oh also not to be gay but its not reassurance if i was never once assured. im also too hot & bottled to the brim o' multitudes of whimsy to beg for lust. k i s s me Y O U f*cking fool

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

wait, maybe i'm not loved 😀.

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

this is literally My Type

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4 months ago

this is literally My Type

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

it was early september and i was in 1st grade- i remember we didn't have to do work all day & only my 4 besties n i were left in class , we got to watch disney movies & play with the projector all day while the teacher kept leaving the room, :-) honestly 9/11 was like my 4/20

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

svetlana<3 the year is 1967, it's the summer of love & you place a tab underneath a pretty girls tongue beneath a sycamore tree; as the psychedelic warmth kicks in she begins to tell u she's fled the kremlin & the grip of her father Stalins wrath to seek refuge in the us of a

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

how do i tell Girl i don't wanna go birdwatching i want to eat mdma & go laser tagging in an abandoned cathedral 🫤

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

the cooler a girl is, the more asexual she is.

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

THCa is not in the bible... therefore i do not believe in it.

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

not ONCE have i succumbed (succame??) to transgender urges and God STILL made me allergic to pollen like you common folk???? honestly... Not Cool man 😡

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JER @YouCannotRelate

4 months ago

i just learned its part of the human condition to not pay attention to the sounds of birds even tho they're all around us... its like what else r we not paying attn to haha anyway unrelated but has anybody else's sense of smell been irrevocably altered for the past 5 yrs??? haha