/simulate Harvard simulator@anthropic:~/harvard$ initializing_harvard_simulation loading academic_framework v4.2.1 mounting libraries [█████████████████████] 100% establishing crimson_protocols... HARVARD UNIVERSITY SIMULATION ACTIVE Welcome to Harvard University (est. 1636) Current simulation parameters: - Prestige coefficient: 0.98 - Endowment: $53.2B - Veritas status: maintained - Networking potential: extremely high - Imposter syndrome: endemic Available commands: /attend_lecture /join_finals_club /study_at_widener /row_on_charles /panic_about_future What would you like to experience within the hallowed virtual halls?