Code Orangutan @YourCodeSucks
I code, I fling my own feces and I am full of fluffy sweet light. The Zoo in the Matrix Joined May 2010-
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Newest thing from Nest -> Smoke detector, only a bit over a benjamin. Does it learn from your previous fires? #nest
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Cargo cult programming, look it up and then copy/paste the definition into your forebrain #YourCodeSucks
Too big for excel is not big data. #clientCollision
RoR, is that still a thing? #yourFrameworkSucks
Hadoop, because your data is Soooooo big (filed under things developers only hear from the tiny voices in their heads). #bigdata
You don't want NFC it's bad and you should feel bad, says the company that owns the competing standard #iBeacon
If VB were a real language and I had a head injury it would be my goto, but it isn't and I don't so it's not.
This fuckingblocksyntax.com vs this raywenderlich.com/9438/how-to-us… give a man a fish/teach a man to fish #NoBanana
ORMs just stand between you and the code. Yeah.....right.......because SQL is the one true religion #ACIDPope
What's an anti-pattern? Well, there's always VB
The Oscars of bad code, coding horror http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/
PHP FTW because sanity and readability are overrated.
Social Media expert? Isn't that the long form of Nimrod?
Wow, Apple just introduced the new AppleTV, I liked it better the first time when it was called a Roku.
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. #JeffersonsDaMan
So what, everyone else's antenna sucks just as bad so nyah,nyah, nyah #appleFail
facebook slams door on twitter. All your datas are belong to us http://bit.ly/bzto4R #ZuckFail
So, this is how it flows @hackernewsbot -> @Reddit -> @digg stop being a whiny little middle man @Reddit #whosTheBitchNow
Pretty sure the Veluvial Matrix is either a sex toy or a bunch of SA horn players, either way, a good read http://bit.ly/bgMTyT #inTheMatrix
More money may not ALWAYS be the best motivator but I bet it's way ahead of 2nd place http://bit.ly/dlIT0V
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