Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

Current Radio Host/Former Child of The corn. me have dumb dumb brain.............. ya like games? follow my twitch TheAverageSchmo schmonlyfans.com Chicago, IL Joined February 2013

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

4 years ago

Hey @ChipotleTweets how come people in New York and Connecticut were able to change my accounts email and buy $70 worth of food with my credit card? Even more annoying why won’t your support contact me back?

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

Biden could literally have killed Hitler with his bare hands and some people would be like “wow, that no good POS just took away 13.6 million jobs!”

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Thunder Levin @ThunderLevin

5 years ago

@BrianPiotrzkow1 @theasylumcc @SYFY #Sharknado2 - The Second One was best. Followed by (in descending order): #Sharknado #Sharknado3 - Oh Hell No #Sharknado4 - The Fourth Awakens #Sharknado6 - The Last Sharknado #Sharknado5 - Global Swarming Now you know.

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

It’s true, I found 6 Biden votes in THE REFRIGERATOR AT WORK! this has to be stopped

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

It’s true, I found 6 Biden votes in THE REFRIGERATOR AT WORK! this has to be stopped

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

Just watched Hotel Transylvania for the first time and it’s weird that @JustinMcElroy was so worried about being in Trolls when he was already such a prominent animated character

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

My favorite segment of the #PresidentialDebate is the one where the two old white dudes argue over who thinks they represent the black community more

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

Alright, I'm voting for Chris Wallace instead #PresidentialDebate

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

The only downside to wearing a mask all the time is I can't eat grapes at the store anymore

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

I like having a smart watch. Before, I had to check my phone, put it back in my pocket, forget the time and then check it again. Now I still do all of that but afterwards I get to say "oh duh, I'm wearing a watch"

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

nothing like a handful of unsalted cashews to make you wish you had a handful of salted cashews

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

"what the HELL ARE YOU" - A guy screaming at polenta, right before creating Google (probably)

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

Are we still washing our hands for 20 seconds or can we go back to quickly passing our hands under cold water and wiping them on our pants?

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

On June 10th, 1963 Thích Quảng Đức lit himself on fire in protest. Also on June 10th, 1963 every single Karen on the planet said "That seems a bit excessive" at the same time

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

A ton of people online saying "Oh, so now CoVid doesn't exist for these people?" in response to the protesters. It still exists, it's still very serious, and it should tell you how important these protests are. #BlackLivesMatter

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

"I don't think soccer is a good sport" = a valid opinion "I think the protests are a bit much" = ignorance #blacklivesmatter

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Zach Shaw @ZachyTwoHands

5 years ago

Hey @Activision I just got booted from a warzone right before a trio win, any chance you could remedy this bullshit situation? Since I get booted all the damn time?