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Thinking about this Magneto line today
On the freezing winter nights of Japan, when temperatures dip below zero and the streets fall silent, a quiet revolution in compassion is taking place. Engineers have developed solar-powered heaters that absorb sunlight by day and release it through the long, cold nights — a…
The dog didn't understand anything and looked at the police officer wanting him to explain.
"Kirk was the first political assassination of most of our lifetimes." Melissa Hortman? Shot dead by an anti-gay, anti-abortion Trump voter just 3 months prior?
"Kirk was the first political assassination of most of our lifetimes." Melissa Hortman? Shot dead by an anti-gay, anti-abortion Trump voter just 3 months prior?
The cognitive dissonance of Christian Nationalism in America is that their most hated enemies are their neighbors (who they are to love as Christians) and fellow citizens (who they should love as nationalists).
These will look great as I sling them out toward the wide sea, watching them glint as they skip across the surface, until they finally sink beneath the waves, consigned to the depths and forgotten.
These will look great as I sling them out toward the wide sea, watching them glint as they skip across the surface, until they finally sink beneath the waves, consigned to the depths and forgotten.
pretty sure if Twitter existed during the Reich, this is how they would post
pretty sure if Twitter existed during the Reich, this is how they would post
At what point is it just naked idolatry?
At what point is it just naked idolatry?
With all due respect, this is stupid as hell. If you are driving without a license (illegally), you are not “illegal.” If you are fishing without a permit (illegally), you are not “illegal.” We don’t apply this logic to anything else. Cuz it doesn’t make sense.
relieved to see that the world did in fact used to be more orange and that I’m not going insane
relieved to see that the world did in fact used to be more orange and that I’m not going insane
44% of Americans are paid less than a living wage, while a union-buster who pays poverty wages, and buys elections to get more tax breaks hits $500 billion. Our system isn’t broken. It’s working exactly how billionaires want it to work.
BREAKING: Public Citizen has filed a complaint against Trump's HUD for its disturbing pop-up message (on the agency's homepage!!) blaming the "Radical Left" for the Republicans’ government shutdown. Using taxpayer dollars to campaign against Democrats is a clear violation of…
“Slop” is such a perfect word for our times…everything we consume from media to food is massive in quantity and horrible quality…real trough hours
He’s deporting immigrants at a lower rate than Biden because deportation was never the plan. The plan was to build all of these for-profit detention centers so his private prison donor buddies would get their kickbacks. That’s the grift. It has always been the grift. It’s also…
He’s deporting immigrants at a lower rate than Biden because deportation was never the plan. The plan was to build all of these for-profit detention centers so his private prison donor buddies would get their kickbacks. That’s the grift. It has always been the grift. It’s also…
Banning words should do the trick
so eating and being served at a restaurant in a tent is okay, but living in one because you have nowhere else to go is not. taking up public space is okay, but only as a consumer
so eating and being served at a restaurant in a tent is okay, but living in one because you have nowhere else to go is not. taking up public space is okay, but only as a consumer
Ten years ago today, Marco Rubio cried when Pope Francis called on America to respect the dignity of immigrants seeking a better life in the United States.
What a weird-ass rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
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