off the damn loud and we ain’t finna boo bop @ZzijGod
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Courtside at a WNBA game bein zestier than @KarlTowns to get gay best friend status so I get to go to the locker room at halftime
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The Sydney Swyyney fiasco got me and the boys curb stomping each other
My wife is so trad! She’s lost all brain function and is on life support but she keeps popping out babies for my other wife to raise
Blonde women should be shot on sight
What’s another cool thing to throw off bridges? I’m out of car batteries
Indiana has raised the tax on cigarettes I will never financially recover from this
Wage garnishment is the second to last step before finding god and letting the church take care of me financially
People love yelling “Hey! It’sBobwehadababyit’saboy” at me on the street because I’m white
Told my wife I planned on killing myself before year’s end and she started crying? Bitch, it’s cause you don’t support me!
Match my freak @cwahlz
Match my freak
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I’m probably the only person you know who is banned from having sex in Wyoming. I can still fuck whatever animals I want in the other 49 tho so I’m gonna be ok
*Slowly advancing to the stage with my walker with the tennis balls on the feet* Throw it back for a yungin one time
Mom says I can’t smoke cigarettes anymore
Coffee and sour cream and cheddar potato chips is the breakfast of champions
Thinking about becoming a guy
Thinking about becoming a guy that collects vintage & discontinued racist sports mascot paraphernalia
Jacking off to mouse stuff when I get a text about the juvenile inmates trapped in the evacuation zone. I am no longer able to feel for my fellow man. I must find a way to make the mouse woman from Rescue Rangers real so she can be my bride.
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