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We all need to laugh sometimes... Follow us for Funny Tweets and some amazing Facts! Joined April 2013-
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Dear Toilet! Please Flush!!!! Sincerely, at my girlfriend’s house.
When you know what you want, and want it bad enough, you will find a way to reach it.
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school supplies list: cellphone charger headphones gum money
If someone texts "K", just reply with "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z".
Dear School, Why must you start so early? Sincerely, need more sleep.
There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesnt.
PHONE: Has thousands of songs. ME: Listens to same 5 songs on repeat.
Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange? Think about it...
S/O to all 10 people if 10 or more people RT this!!!
i don't understand people who can sleep with only one pillow
You think your life sucks? What if you we're a turtle stuck on your back...
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Richard Butkis @dick_matters
12 Followers 45 Following all i do is tounge punch shit besides tht I be khoolin talkin random and Laughin HOLLA ATCHA FELLOW TOUNGE PUNCHER
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Danbury Hyundai @DanburyHyundai1
941 Followers 2K Following Danbury, CT Hyundai dealer is family-owned and cares about the community. Our sales staff friendly, knowledgeable, and supports a no-pressure atmosphere.
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coach @illtweetyounice
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Stephanie Houghton @_hey_its_steph_
12 Followers 67 Following Im a cheerleader at west halifax cheer. I love to read and i write books allot
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Anthony @v1_Anthony
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Jaszmyn Sieverson @JKurusu
7 Followers 23 Following I am 21 years old. I love anime. \^.^/ I act like a child sometimes. I am goofy!
Brevo Velli @BrevoLevechie
25 Followers 94 Following Sometimes play the villain sometimes play the hero
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Su Yeong Kim @prof_suyeongkim
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Alex Chavarry @Alex_J_Chavarry
74 Followers 383 Following 17 years old | instagram: @alex_j_chavarry | 2005 Jeep Wrangler w/ 2 inch suspension lift and 32 inch tires |
Flo @flobaraniano
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BoKnows @bbogus
420 Followers 758 Following Knoxville Las Vegas✈D.C🛬Miami My life your entertainment. You watch it while I live it....
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Carsasm🇮🇳 @rraoind
1K Followers 2K Following No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot ~Mark Twain RT ≠ Endorsement Bhakts will be blocked. Ditto with pharma shills.
Su Yeong Kim @prof_suyeongkim
5K Followers 5K Following Professor of Human Development and Family Sciences: #Immigrantfamilies, #bilingualism, #languagebrokers
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588 Followers 533 Following
Alejandro Sciscioli @CopaFeroz
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Kristi Nigreville @kristilynn1822
305 Followers 1K Following
JoohviBayB @Bipolar_Joohvi
818 Followers 1K Following
REI.Solutions @NYRealEstate_
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GENETRIX SOCIETY @GenetrixSociety
461 Followers 0 Following Family Office dedicated to raising SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY and SUSTAINABILITY awareness and support in all nations around the world.
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267 Followers 107 Following
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11 Followers 125 Following
Fiona @fifi_behrens
106 Followers 98 Following
Lydia Pridgen @PridgenLydia
334 Followers 1K Following I love my family and teach my son the right way in life I am against bullying it not right. to hurt others
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116 Followers 2K Following
Love yourself sis �... @miiiiszanderson
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Terrell Harris @TriggaHeartz
22K Followers 5K Following Serving The Most High every way I can, guiding those with an ear to truth! Making an Impact One Song At A Time ❤️🌎 #HWW
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43 Followers 225 Following
Leudy Soler @LeudySoler
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Stephanie Houghton @hippos44
70 Followers 135 Following I am quite unextrodinary. I Love cheerleading! I have deep dark secrects nobody knows about. Id like to keep it that way. TeeHee
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