April @_AfterMarch_

2 parts sweet dream, 1 part beautiful nightmare Birmingham, AL Joined June 2009

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Should’ve been delivered yesterday and now their only option is to fedex flowers. I said “if I wanted the recipient to make their own arrangement I would have used this option from then start”. How do you partner with a local florist but can’t get in touch with them? @1800flowers

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April @_AfterMarch_

3 years ago

I will never use @1800flowers again. Ever. Whew 😑 Paid for same day delivery by a local florist…florist claims delivery attempted…recipient was home all day (and they are supposed to leave at doorstep). I call to see the issue. They can’t get in touch with local florist 😑

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April @_AfterMarch_

3 years ago

Next time something causes you to say to yourself “what if it doesn’t work out?”, respond to that thought with “what if it does…” ♥️

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3 years ago

Packers out here playing like the Little Giants. We need the “annexation of Puerto Rico”.

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Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller

3 years ago

Before y’all go to sleep…

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April @_AfterMarch_

3 years ago

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Barmen Sandiego 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @AshleeHaze

3 years ago

😩😩😩😩

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3 years ago

I’ve been holding this in for a while, but I’m tired of people cutting up salmon into cubes and deep frying it. It all seems wrong on so many levels. It’s gotta be dry, right? Are they salmon nuggets? Bites? Why are people doing this?

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HER. @Adore_Shay

3 years ago

I begged my school to allow me to be on picture duty today. Went to dollar tree and bought a bunch of brand new combs, brushes, tooth brushes, qtips, Vaseline, lotion & edge control. Promise you not one child gonna take a pic ashy or with crazy ass hair.

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3 years ago

I love the month of April, because obviously it’s about me 😂, but I hate the month of April because every time someone says the date I look up like “huh?”

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💋CrazySexyCool @SexxxyCrazyCool

3 years ago

@RandyTravisFox5 pull up game is STRONG!! “Yeah call somebody.”😂😂😂 #dariuscrooks #dariuscooks

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k. matt @heyitskmatt

3 years ago

This was the part from Randy that secured an Emmy for me. Darius Cooks does indeed like being on television Randy, you ain’t lie! 😭💀

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Randy Travis @RandyTravisTV

3 years ago

Tonight at 10 on @FOX5Atlanta -- an Atlanta-based social media influencer has a terrible record with @BBBAtlanta, sometimes from customers upset with the pricey meals he sells at short-term rentals across the US. So we showed up at this one in Collier Hills. #dariuscooks

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April @_AfterMarch_

3 years ago

I know I’m a whole month late but me tooooo 😩😩😩😩 🗣fuh once in my life!

Shanaye Poole @PETITE_POOLE

4 years ago

I know I’m a whole month late but me tooooo 😩😩😩😩 🗣fuh once in my life!

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Big Hollywood @ChefWaites

3 years ago

The reporter got in his bag when he was gathering the ingredients for doxng

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3 years ago

Randy had time today 😂

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April @_AfterMarch_

4 years ago

Hey @SouthwestAir, this isn’t how we planned to spend our Sunday. 5:40a flight delayed and 8 min later flight is cancelled. Then you rebook us for an overnight flight on Tuesday. Can’t get answers because wait times are longer than 2 hours and ticket counter lines are insane.