Agency Bro @_AgencyBro

Woke up PUMPED today – yeah, that's right, PHP 7.3 is here, babay! Gotta find my stretchy pants and my booch growler, cuz this guy gonna CODE. ALL. DAMN. DAY. #phmyp #doyouevencode #smellmybooch 🤙

But for real though – my coffee game lit AF fam 🔥 knee-deep in beans rn so please vote on my new handle 🤙

3:30 AKA SHOT-THIRTY! Espresso, bro. Locally roasted like I do–gotta have that good ish for my java juice. #BeanMeUp #ShotsShotsShots #JAVAorGTFO #GetJacked 🤙

Early #CROOSHmas present to myself – baller new wireless @Logitech mouse. Talkin' free-spinning wheel, ergonomic as hell, and mad side buttons. Time to smash some PSDs! #ShortcutsOnShortcuts #Freeballin #2Sick2Click 🤙

VIRTUAL TACOS? That's a hard pass, bruh. You best BELIEVE I shower my team with legit 'cos erry chance I get. Cilantro and onion, too, natch. #IDontPlay #INeverPlay #SauceBoss #TacosAreMyTemple #CosAndChosLyfe 🤙

Buffer @buffer

7 years ago

VIRTUAL TACOS? That's a hard pass, bruh. You best BELIEVE I shower my team with legit 'cos erry chance I get. Cilantro and onion, too, natch. #IDontPlay #INeverPlay #SauceBoss #TacosAreMyTemple #CosAndChosLyfe 🤙

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Seriously, though, shout-out to @TheYankeeCandle for making my office smell BOSS as HAIL. The Mountain Pine scent is so baller, I've renamed my desk the #ConeZone. Triple wick, natch, cuz I don't play with any less. #SoFreshNSoClean #LightEmUp 🤙

Busted out the Holiday candles – got that Douglas fir #LITAF🔥 and the whole office smelling CROOSH! You know how I do: A.B.B. #AlwaysBeBlazin #SpruceIsLoose #Trees🌬️ 🤙

Got my hot chicken on today for team lunch – don't worry, balanced my game out with kale. Superfoods for super dudes, amirite? #BossSauce #HotChickTime #OnTheBoneOrGTFO 🤙

NOICE 🤙

dharmesh @dharmesh

7 years ago

NOICE 🤙

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Shout out to @AveryProducts for these BOSS table tent templates. Gonna be networking like HELL tomorrow, natch. Play on, playas! #PitchinTentsSince86 #NamesOnNamesOnNames #HeresMyNumber #JustKiddingItsMyBizCardBro 🤙

Hosting a croosh conf next week, so I had to whip out some straight baller table tents this morning. Each has a gold foil die-cut @lacroixwater holder built-in – YOUR BOY DON'T PLAY. #PitchinTents #LaCroixLyfe #PampleMyMousse 🤙

oh HELL yes – just pimped my iMac to the max with QUAD RAM 🔥. If you can't hang with the big 🐶, stay on the porch. #GlamMyRAM #BlazeForDays #GoHamOnRAM #CPmyU 🤙

Got the hangries for @PretzelCrisps – bout to slam a whole snack stack! #StayCrunchy #PretzelOrGTFO 🤙

Finally switched over to that new @googlecalendar ISH – it's 🔥🔥🔥 AF! You know I've already got it filled with #crooshdeets. #micalessucal #schedLIKEABOSS 🤙

Downside of my mad crypto game – had to drain the infinity pool and fill it with totally bitchin' CPU capacity. #themsthebreaks #nodrainnogain #CREAM 🤙

Been mad busy, but I wanted to hit my Tweeps with a #KNOWLEDGEDROP before crushing my WOTD – you KNOW I'm in that #cryptocurrency game, son! #makeitBITrain #withthetopdownscreaminout #MININGAINTATHANG 🤙

Oh you KNOW we jamming that new Taylor Swift because #TayCrayTuesday in the office, yo! #NoShame 🤙

Feeling centered as HELL rn. All it took was doing that ish in @InDesign and a lil sitar on my @Sonos, bro. #ThursdaysAreMyTemple 🤙

AW YE-UH! Do that work, Apttus. I can't WAIT for that shit. #DO #THAT #WORK 🤙

TechCrunch @TechCrunch

8 years ago

AW YE-UH! Do that work, Apttus. I can't WAIT for that shit. #DO #THAT #WORK 🤙

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That was 3 WEEKS OF HELL, but my condo assosh just ok'd the infinity pool off my deck aka BIG GRILLY STYLE. #sotight #infinitypoolorGTFO 🤙