Abby Jolley @_AwkwardAbby
High-fives freak me out and I take pride in being 1/4 Asian. I'm living the dream. instagram.com/_awkwardabby Joined September 2011-
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The only positive to getting married young that I can think of at this point is having someone that's forced to hang out with you.
@AustinJensen24 Probably by grabbing your nips. @SplashBroDanny
I got a 92% on a 300 question entrance exam for a radiology program and I'm just waiting for someone besides my mom to be proud of me.
Thanks to anyone following me when I've tweeted literally 13 times this whole year.
I don't get on twitter often, but when I do, I accidentally favorite old tweets from people I haven't seen since high school. I'm not creepy
The closest thing I have to a date is watching "Dateline" murder mysteries with my mom every weekend.
Every day that I go to work and it's not like an episode of The Office, I die a little inside.
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“@_AwkwardAbby: Just because you have a computer and know how to make a blog spot account doesn't mean you should have a blog.” @ everyone
Just because you have a computer and know how to make a blog spot account doesn't mean you should have a blog.
In case anyone is wondering why I'm so bad at dating, my mom just told me that when she thinks someone is cute, she barks.
@AustinJensen24 My favorite thing is that he still does this face. #TeamDanny
@AustinJensen24 See if I care, Baby Face Jensen.
I felt bad having my eyes open during the prayer today at church, but then I realized a girl was on tinder and I felt better.
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If I were to make a scary movie, it'd be set in a town full of people with no eyebrows. Cuz honestly there's nothing creepier.
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