CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

IG bearded_superman Comedy writer Host of 2honkeyswithadream radio, writer for 954 magazine, co host of the battleaxe Podcast, Bearded Villains Miami officer itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bea… FL - by way of your bushes Joined March 2009

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Squat University @SquatUniversity

2 years ago

Joe Stockinger deadlifts 184kg/405lb for 3 at the YOUNG age of 90.🤯 I want to be like Joe when I grow up!

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gifs & images naruto @narutoimges

2 years ago

Shikamaru Nara

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

I don’t know why I keep watching the Paul brothers fights, but I do, and I watch wondering the entire time why. Thank god I have never paid ever.

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𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters

2 years ago

the BUCKS? LMFAOOOOO I wanna die

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

Watched an episode of goosebumps last night. That theme song SLAPS

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

Am I weird for hating when adults say awww to other adults? That shit makes my blood boil.

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

Maybe I’m just a fanboy but next to Silva, seeing stylebender lose cuts me deep.

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

Damn that shit hurted. Congrats Denver. Couldn’t be more proud of the @MiamiHEAT they gave us one hell of a run.

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

Got depth?

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

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𝘼𝙇𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙨 ™ @AIR305

2 years ago

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

Love to see it

Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT

2 years ago

Love to see it

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Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT

2 years ago

The analytic they won’t give you - the Miami HEAT are 100% Eastern Conference Champions.

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Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT

2 years ago

Going back home up 2-0. See you Sunday, #HEATNation ⚪️🔥

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

2 years ago

Can’t wait to watch these Heatstern conference finals.

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

3 years ago

One week out from my strongman comp. My body is wrecked so, I’m ready.

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

3 years ago

I’m deliberate in the way I say “I love you” I know that those chances don’t last forever

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

3 years ago

Just posted a photo @ Wall, New Jersey instagram.com/p/Cof2BQap3Hc/…

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Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll

3 years ago

If you see someone in the gym that has bad form or doesn’t know what they’re doing, you have two options: Option 1: Offer nicely to help teach them. Option 2: Mind your own business and leave them alone. Filming them to post online to make fun of them is NEVER an option.

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CalfThor Bjornson @_Banks__

3 years ago

The wildest shit on the planet is ppl complaining that someone was staring at them in the gym as they were trying to record their workout to post for strangers to………..LOOK AT. Making it make fucking sense.