Ben Irvine @_BenIrvine_

Over 152,000 people have died in Syria but I guess since they weren’t born in the same country as us they’re irrelevant. If you have this sort of opinion you’re an idiot. Humanity over nationality.

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h.o.a.o.e @h_o_a_o_e

6 years ago

Me: I’m hungry GeForce GTX 1080 Ti clocked at 5.500 MHz with a base clock at 1.503 MHz: Hi hungry I’m GeForce GTX 1080 Ti clocked at 5.500 MHz with a base clock at 1.503 MHz:

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Ben Irvine @_BenIrvine_

6 years ago

Therapy = Expensive + time consuming. Saying my life’s a movie dawg = cool as fuck + free.

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Joe G @_JoeG19_

6 years ago

Rest easy big guy.

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Ben Irvine @_BenIrvine_

6 years ago

I’m finnnaaa splloooodeee 😣😣🍆💦

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m @thedayacure

6 years ago

dr doofenschmirtz perry trying to explain the his inators by linking platypus it to a sad backstory

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Ben Irvine @_BenIrvine_

6 years ago

So sick of the NHS, went to the doctor today to talk about my fear of talking birds, and the only advice I got was to stop being so parrotnoid. 😔

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I think the highlight of my night yesterday was when the woman at McDonald’s shouted out my order number and said that it was a salad, leading to me getting absolutely fucking rinsed by everyone in there.

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Ben Irvine @_BenIrvine_

7 years ago

Hate waking up to such deceptive lies.

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Ben Irvine @_BenIrvine_

7 years ago

A girl at work today called me the chocolate king, and it’s safe to say I’ve found a new kink

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Ben Irvine @_BenIrvine_

7 years ago

Why would you ever STEEL shirts when you could just IRON them 😂😂😂

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Ben Irvine @_BenIrvine_

7 years ago

The same people that would slate me for watching antiques road show 4 weeks in a row are the same fuckin losers who wouldn’t have guessed that the renaissance bust was the most valuable out of the three terracotta busts.

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david @_elvishpresley_

7 years ago

[giving the birds and the bees talk] me: so theres birds son: uh huh me: they bones is hollow son: ok me: and bees, dont make em mad son: got it me: now go out there n fuck