Isometrics & Afters @_BertAlert

Berting on trains, Berting without beer, Berting with bands, Berting with bowls, Berting with Bettabuys. Go for it they said. So I went for it, but it had gone. The Bert Cave Joined April 2019

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Isometrics & Afters @_BertAlert

2 years ago

After 10 weeks of #NHS care and getting #bedcleansed stand by every word of this tweet

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2 years ago

I'm selling 1 ticket to #Pulp #Scarborough on #Twickets (face value or less) twckts.com/bJcz Re-Tweets apprreciated.

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2 years ago

Just your usual Monday morning at #MRI .... NO BLANKETS.... That's fine though, because it's what they voted for. #ToryScum

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2 years ago

The weekend shift move in and the wards all go a little dark here at the #MRI. #Bradford's finest #SusanFassbender & #KayRussell #TwilightCafe youtu.be/HfGHOkPERsY

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⚜️Man City Collect⚜️ @mancitycollect

2 years ago

Absolutely love the lad 🏆🏆🏆🩵

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2 years ago

What was the player's swear count on live post-match TV coverage of the #UCLfinal tonight ? Fukkin hilarious.

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2 years ago

#ManchesterCity #UCLfinal

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2 years ago

Clearly I'm reverse #berting here ... Or am I ! #Bradfords finest open.spotify.com/track/6b32dmeB…

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2 years ago

Fuk em allllll !!!!

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2 years ago

Oi !!! @batm0nki ... You know .... The nephew who I'm on the verge of removing from my #WandT for NOT ONCE visiting his very poorly Unkle in #MRI, do I book us on one of these ?

Krankenhaus Festival - a magical micro-festival @Krankenhausfest

2 years ago

Oi !!! @batm0nki ... You know .... The nephew who I'm on the verge of removing from my #WandT for NOT ONCE visiting his very poorly Unkle in #MRI, do I book us on one of these ?

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2 years ago

Over a fortnight under the care of some wonderful staff at #MRI. 2 tasks to complete today. 1.#shitthebed 👌..... 2.Batter RM ..... Come on #berts !!!!

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2 years ago

Yes !!!.... I'll take that

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niko 🇧🇼 @nik0_mcr

2 years ago

Outside the stadium, City will be broadcasting the coronation of a king covered in gold + jewels, while me and my mates will be 100m away collecting food for people who can't afford to feed their families in the 6th richest country in the world. Know where I would rather be.

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2 years ago

Just remembered we gave Mitch short thrift on our return journey last week @SidneyDyson

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2 years ago

You back in the team today sunshine ? #MATCHDAY #MCILEE

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Martyn Ware 🦉 @martynware

2 years ago

I’d just like to say, as I’ll be away performing this weekend that I FUCKING LOATHE THE ROYAL FAMILY AND ALL IT SYMBOLISES that feels better…

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2 years ago

Morning #Berts ! Come On Citeh !! #MCILEE All snided up and waiting

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2 years ago

Any #Berts considered the likelihood of @PhilFoden going on the smash the current club appearance record held by the legend that is #AlanOakes ?

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2 years ago

A little over 18 months old & my @SamsungUK #GalaxyZFoldIII5G is barely good for a days use without taking a charger out with me. Presumably this is the usual built in obsolescence. Very naughty, but rife. Are there any solutions ?