Bree Van de Kamp @_BreeVanDeKamp
Mrs. Van de Kamp here. I enjoy cooking, cleaning and gardening. Avid Church goer and world-famous cookbook author. https://t.co/J5U3pxoPtt instagram.com/bree_van_de_ka… Fairview | Wisteria Lane Joined April 2012-
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Why not try recreating my world famous #LemonMeringuePie this weekend! You can find it on page 43 of your copy of my cookbook. #MrsVanDeKampsOldFashionedCooking #BreeVanDeKamp
Time for a spot of cooking! #BreeVanDeKamp #WisteriaLane #MrsVanDeKampsOldFashionedCooking
A wonderful walk on the lane. #BreeVanDeKamp #WisteriaLane
There is something so tranquil about completing a knitting project whilst listening to the pitter-patter of heavy rain on your windows. #WisteriaLane
Lunch with the girls. Oh how I need this right now. x
Oh my heavenly days! Just look how beautiful today is. The perfect day to take action on the little pests who’ve taken up residence in my hydrangeas. x
Many congratulations to you Dylan. Very well deserved. Katherine, I can feel your happiness and pride, wrap yourself up in it. x
Many congratulations to you Dylan. Very well deserved. Katherine, I can feel your happiness and pride, wrap yourself up in it. x
Gabrielle Solis is the only lady I know who can talk her way out of three parking tickets! x
Perfect! Yet another splendid batch of blueberry muffins! Tomorrow’s charity bake sale won’t know what’s hit them! x
Heaven help me. If my brand new oven burns one more batch of my banana nut muffins, my entire kitchen will feel my wrath! Today is not my day. x
I am thrilled to announce that Fairview, will be holding it’s first annual #PRIDE parade! To sign up, head down to The Coffee Cup! What a day! #LGBTQ+ #BreeVanDeKamp #ForMySon #ILoveTheGays
Lunch today with @_ReneeFaulkner_ was just lovely. Thank you for the treat my friend. x
I’ve just got off the phone with my daughter, Danielle. That girl never fails to shock me. My very own flesh and blood is traveling around Europe selling ‘adult toys’, by the bulk! I must admit, it certainly is an unconventional feeling of pride, but it’s pride non the less. x
Cookie crumbs are the work of the devil. Giving cookies to children should most definetly be a supervised activity, involving a plate and a large bib! #BreeVanDeKamp
I am absolutely apauled at the lack of disposable coasters in fast food restaurants, if you can even call them that. I wish my grandson would have higher expectations.. the youth of today! - #BreeVanDeKamp
And just like that, the beautiful Fairview sunshine has taken a backseat. It’s going to be a stormy night, ladies. x
A beautiful day on Wisteria Lane. #NewProfilePic

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