Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

Marine corps vet. and a comedian Joined January 2012

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

a month ago

Big fan

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

7 months ago

The Presidential Address? You mean, The White House?

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

7 months ago

Am I crazy or is it actually insane to ash cigarettes onto the floorboard of a car?

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

8 months ago

https://t.co/REpbKK0LSP

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

9 months ago

I’m predicting Clint Eastwood will die this year

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9 months ago

What it’s like to sleep without a fan

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9 months ago

What it’s like to sleep without a fan

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

11 months ago

Never kill yourself

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

11 months ago

This is crazy to me bc I literally had classes in a double wide

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

11 months ago

It’s just all so tiring

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Idolizing politicians is insane. Politicians do not care about you. They only care about themselves and what is going to make them more money. They do not have your best interests at heart. They don’t even see you as a human being.

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

11 months ago

Good job ⁦@obviousscorpio⁩

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

a year ago

Republican dudes are gonna see this and make is!s beheading style videos where they cut miller cans in half

Kamala HQ @KamalaHQ

a year ago

Republican dudes are gonna see this and make is!s beheading style videos where they cut miller cans in half

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

a year ago

People really hate it when I’ve been drinking and I joking pull out my knife at the bar

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Brendiesel @_Brendiesel

a year ago

Imagine you want to be an actor your whole life and then your agent calls you and is like “I’ve got the perfect role for you, your gonna be the main character in a new movie called ‘UGLIES’