abml @_BrownManSays
tweeting random shit, my mind has no filter. If a dirt bag has done it, just remember I did it first. lmb.com Joined July 2012-
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I wanna put peanut butter on my bawls and ask a girl which nuts taste better
Written on my tombstone should be "Women, Weed, and Alchohol"
#100ThingsThatMakeMeHappy 99 prostitutes, and a penis that knows no bounds
You should always think carefully before sneaking out of a girls bedroom at night...I will always regret that loss of morning sex
Come with me now to see my world, where there is dirt beyond your dreams...
P.s. abml is back, and ready to spread the wealth of dirty knowledge most people dare not access, for fear of falling into the dark side
Im my dreams, the women never say no...but they dont seem to enjoy it much either :S
If you are having sex as a principle of the matter, it isnt cheating
The only beard that should be there when I go down on a girl, is my own
#agoodboyfriend knows that a fake smile is worth a thousand arguments
#howtopissoffafemale why does anyone even care if they are pissed :S
Have all the unprotected sex you want, you cant catch aids twice
#Whatkeepsmeup You know who loves getting fisted? Sock puppets...
A question I ask myself a lot, How Old Is 15 Really? --> youtube.com/watch?v=75XKGV…
#wordsthatdescribeme Being so beautiful is sometimes more than I can bear, i fear my beauty sometimes hurts people physically.
#ThingsISayToMuch being an ugly woman is like being a man, you actually have to work
how is it like being a woman? is it worth it knowing your number 2 in the world?
Sure Somalian pirates are cool, but I make a better pirate. I am a Pirate of the interweb, streamin' shows and plunderin bootay ;)
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