CRDRC @_CRDRC_

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CRDRC @_CRDRC_

4 years ago

I wonder how long the trend of recreating photos has been around. Are some cave drawings reference to the same event just at a later date?

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4 years ago

I accidentally made coffee with Holy Water. I'm sorry, Mea Cuppa

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5 years ago

I want a remake of MGS1 for modern systems & PC, but since memory cards and controller ports don't exist anymore, Psycho Mantis will dox you and you'll need to use a VPN to defeat him

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5 years ago

Doing vocal exercises before talking to my friends so that I don't accidentally say a word wrong and start a long running joke

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6 years ago

Desiccant packets? More like decadent packets, love those little snacks

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6 years ago

My will to live is dead and has been disabled in all queues. I apologize for the inconvenience

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I love it when restaurants give you toothpicks after the meal, but I wish they supplied some floss or something for when I was done with the toothpick because I always get wood stuck in my gums while I'm eating them

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6 years ago

I spent more time than I should've making this edit for a shitty pun

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6 years ago

Why do people waste money on peppermint schnapps when mouthwash is cheaper and has a higher alcohol content to boot?

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6 years ago

Now, I'm just a simple country speed runner; I put my pants on both legs on frame 2, same as anyone else running the pants% category

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6 years ago

The moon landing is real because there's no way those videos of astronauts tripping around because of wonk gravity could have been scripted to be that funny

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6 years ago

"...that's what I do, what about you, where do you work?" I ask the barber currently cutting my hair, not realizing my horrendous misstep in attempting to further the conversation

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6 years ago

Urban runoff? You mean the property brothe̶r̶s̶?

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6 years ago

I was watching Netflix on phone when it died during a transitioning scene. I feel like I waited a full minute before tapping at the screen and having to come to terms with the fact that an audio fade in from Frasier would not break the silence

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6 years ago

Happy Inktoberfest everyone, make sure to drink plenty of nutritious, delicious ink this holiday!

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6 years ago

I donated to Wikipedia and I'm still waiting for them to read my name on their twitch stream

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6 years ago

Ghosts are always moaning and groaning because they're really sleepy but are incapable due to their translucent eyelids -- hence the term "restless spirit"