Damon F. Sherman @_Damon_
Resident chickensh*t zombie. Lover of squirrels and boys. Terrified of EVERYTHING. Somewhere Joined February 2009-
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... Wow, have I really neglected this thing for the past three months?
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
First thing I hear after waking up is "AAH! A ZOMBIE!!" And my response? "AAAAAAHH WHERE?!?!" And then I hid.
Maybe I'll just ride the rails like a hobo and move to Alaska.
@kitka515 I never liked the winter when I was alive. I guess it won't be so bad, though.
@kitka515 Of course I would. I can't stand myself, honestly. The heat makes me smell bad, so I have to hide in meat lockers. I hate it.
@kitka515 If I had lunch meat I'd make you a sandwich...
Shiny happy fits of rage are not my forte. I am not a raging kind of guy... zombie.... zombie guy?
.... What happened to Twittter? All of the replies are gone. My home page is lonely.
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