Drunk Uncle @_DrunkUncle
I clear bars on weekdays and living rooms on weekends USA Joined November 2015-
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Hey @LSU, thanks for having us down for homecoming! We really enjoyed it! 😁
Worst think about Thanksgiving is getting a nice buzz and having to start all over again after eating.
A casserole is nothing more than what I make on a bad hangover day. "Oh all this shit tastes good on its own. Throw it all together and bam"
Matthew Stafford consistently performs on Thanksgiving. He's about as dependable as my niece when I'm running a little low.
The fact that my brother keeps inviting me back to thanksgiving means I must be a good guest. Even if I drank all his gin. #YoureWelcome
Bought myself a lottery ticket. If I win my parents will get a good amount of money when I drown myself in Single Barrel Jack.
By the end of this tweet I will have finished my first G&T of the season. Should my niece or nephew make me another one?
#IAmThankfulFor Plan B for being there when my mind obviously isn't.
Y'all thought I was dead... Jokes on you I just took some horse tranquilizer when that damn gorilla died. #Coma2016
We have watched Kobe go out w 60 Jeter with a walk-off hit Peyton with a Super Bowl Cheers to our childhood heroes
Families are kind of like assholes... everyone has one and I don't want to see them. #TFM
It's been 18 days without a tweet. I dropped my last iPhone in a urinal and just now got it replaced. Sorry to all my loyal followers.
I'm still alive, but the tree is dead.
Everybody is worried about being PC. I'm just worried about my BAC getting to the lethal limit.
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