Bryan Estely @_Estely0
You should follow me, i'm hilarious Joined October 2013-
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Buying 4 things of French bread Clerk: oh wow are you making sandwiches? Me: no I just have to break bread with a lot of people
It's the Fourth of July and I ain't even free! #workproblems
So apparently the Bears weren't in the Super Bowl.... I am gonna lose ALOT of money
If God wanted me to be skinny he wouldn't have invented @tacobell
You know you're broke when your car needs a car wash, so you park outside in the rain #fuckyoudrought
Gay cashier. Buying Elton John cd. Small talk. Make him laugh. Gives me discount. Rainbow Power Bitches! #mygirlfriendwillunderstand
"Damn! I forgot the eggs were frozen. I guess I'll just have cookies for breakfast" #men #grownups #breakfast
In life we are confronted with many difficult questions. Who am I? Yes or no? Right or wrong? Left or right? One pizza or two?
California will forever have my heart, but Vegas shall have my liver #drank
Laying down. No one awake. Grab iPod. Put on Drake. Stare at wall. Did I just put on Drake? Realize I'm gay #poundcake
Lance Armstrong just congratulated me in my nike app. I feel like I need to update my iPod #livestrong
Any time you're @tacobell you are guaranteed to eat like a King, but beware. You will shit like a peasant
Here's a poem for your morning commute: Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate traffic, fuck everyone. #LA #405 #metrolink
I don't know why I have diabetes, all I did was buy $30 worth of taffy #imonvacation #Monterey #bloodsugarstandup!
I feel like I'm past eating my feelings away and on to eating away other peoples feelings
When you work at a sushi restaurant and only know English...everyday is charades. #idk #what #youmeanthis #oooh
M: hey dream journal, can I ask you something? (no response) M:dream journal? (No response) M: I know you're awake! Stop being a dick!
M: hey diary D: what's up? M: do you think I'm lovable? D:... This is definitely a question for dream journal
Me: dear diary I've been having chest pains Diary: maybe you should drink more... Me: ...yea? Diary: Nahh you've probably had enough
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