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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

Perfil de Humor, aqui você encontra piadas fraser de romance de tudo, ME SIGA VOCÊ IRÁ SE IDENTIFICAR • Publicidade [email protected] Joined February 2013
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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

meu twitter, meus tweets, meu modo de escrever, minhas regras, meu modo de pensar, minha vida, minhas leis, quem manda aqui sou eu

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

Vc ta na rua > reconhece alguém > a pessoa te reconhece > vcs se encaram > nenhum da oi

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aline @alinedias20Y

13 years ago

o esporte preferido do meu celular é queda livre

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

Se já tá sem palavras assim imagina quando ver meu pau :D ::::::não pera ._.

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

totalmente desnecessário essa vadia respirar

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

UNIDOS DO BOTA FOGO NA ESCOLA::::::::::::::::::::NOTA 10

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

NÍVEL DE INTELIGÊNCIA:::::::::::::::::::::::: JOGAR A COLHER NO LIXO E DEIXAR O POTE DO DANONE EM CIMA DA PIA

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

Você gosta dele?” “não” “olha ele ali” “AONDE?” Bem assim.

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

Trair? Desculpe, não troco uma vida por uma noite.

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

#Ele: Vou roubar teu coração pra mim. #Ela: Pra que roubar o que já é seu?

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

quem coloca no facebook que trabalha na empresa VASP devia colocar também que estuda na instituiçao APAE

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

MAMÃE PASSOU INSONIA NI MIM

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

“Iphone 5 pode ajudar as pessoas a perder peso” CLARO NÉ, DEPOIS DE COMPRAR ELE NÃO SOBRA DINHEIRO PARA COMPRAR COMIDA NOS PRÓXIMOS MESES

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

Dificil é saber quem realmente se importa.

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

#FAVORITE ou #RETWEET para ter alguns símbolos ♥♪✔✖♀♂★☂❆☼☾✵♔♚♕♛☞ ☜ ♡ ツ✘ ღ ¬¬ ૪ ♡ ❤✔✖☑☒☆★☾☀♩♪♫♬♭♮♯❡☊✰✧✬☟♖♜♗♝♘♞♙♟♤♠♢♦♧♣☟☝©↺ ↻ ზ∞✶✰®™☼☑

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

HOJE VOU DORMIR COM MEU MO.....................LETOM

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

Minha fome é igual minha beleza ::::::::::::::::::::::: NUNCA ACABA

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

"professora, vale ponto?" "não" "então não faço!"

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TED ™ @_FatosDoTED

13 years ago

Sou desses que sempre acabo rindo quando finjo que estou dormindo.

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