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@_Flor1daWoman @_FloridaMan "Hey Gerny! Should I make this my profile picture, or keep the one with the Stars and Bars tattoo on my tit?"
@_Flor1daWoman dis ma gaytuh, heeya gud gaytuh, he laak tuh raaad his atv. He gotsa constipational raaat to raaad his atv.
@_Flor1daWoman @_FloridaMan @billy_still floridians are my favorite kind of people
@_Flor1daWoman @shoe0nhead God, I sometimes I love my state
@_Flor1daWoman @shoe0nhead "Don't talk to..." You know the rest.
@_Flor1daWoman @20committee Send this story straight to @AwardsDarwin for future reference
@_Flor1daWoman @20committee yes, there is a "real" Florida. :)
.@_Flor1daWoman @_FloridaMan I'd move to Florida in a heartbeat. By far the greatest state in the union. ❤️❤️
If I ever have my own pet gator, @_Flor1daWoman, mine will like French wines and jazz.
@_Flor1daWoman There needs to be a law, protecting the best wingmen ever.