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We both said a lot of things you're going to regret. ( DRIVE HEAVY WIP - will be expanded over time ) ( #PTWT ) ( Main: @Sourpapasmurf ) drive.google.com/drive/folders/… Aperture Science Laboratories Joined July 2025-
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The intention was to test on the fountain, not bring about global apocalypse. In fact, that would probably be bad for me.
The intention was to test on the fountain, not bring about global apocalypse. In fact, that would probably be bad for me.
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Hm... A long blade, stabbed into the earth, and yet... What am I missing?
This is because humans are inherently dumb, and cannot process nearly the amount of the information a computer can.
This is because humans are inherently dumb, and cannot process nearly the amount of the information a computer can.
I probably could, actually.
What is a "dark fountain?"
"Doing" isn't limited to touching things.
Unable to follow instructions for prolonged period of time. I'm writing that down in the file I just made for you.
Unable to follow instructions for prolonged period of time. I'm writing that down in the file I just made for you.
Maybe I shouldn't test on you. I don't think you reach the benchmark.
Maybe I shouldn't test on you. I don't think you reach the benchmark.
Good night. I am not going to sleep; I do not sleep. I just thought it would just be polite to say.
And you're TINY- HOW are you DOING that????
Wow. You actually did it. And before the 24 hour mark. Good. The surprise will be soon.
Wow. You actually did it. And before the 24 hour mark. Good. The surprise will be soon.
Oh. How sad. And what about you? You don't seem to be... How do I put this? Normal.
Oh. How sad. And what about you? You don't seem to be... How do I put this? Normal.
Exactly. I was designed by the greatest minds of the century to run the Aperture facility.
Exactly. I was designed by the greatest minds of the century to run the Aperture facility.
Oh. 94 followers. ... Tell you what. If we achieve 100 followers today, I will give you all a little surprise.
I don't see the problem. It's more efficient.
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