Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

Boy mom to the cutest little man in town and my pup captain. 💕 life is good 🤍 Joined April 2015

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lexie @elderemo_mama

3 years ago

The worst part of being a working mom is having to call out and praying they won’t fire you for how often you have to be home with a sick kiddo 😭

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

3 years ago

When you wanna act like your ex never existed but you can’t because the entire first year of your child’s life was documented in photos with that person 👍

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

3 years ago

Why are all the hot gay women in Canada 😂

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

3 years ago

Lmao we have a fucking problem I have forgotten how to flirt and be witty with a stranger… someone pray for me 😂

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

3 years ago

Then add being a mom and being responsible for a little human when you don’t even want to be responsible for yourself… like oh it’s tantrum and meltdown time let me join you 😂

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There’s nothing I hate more then breakups… it’s like a full cycle of emotions on a daily basis till you one day just stop… one second you’re angry, then you become motivated, but then you have one set back or a memory pops up and then you cry and repeat… it’s so much fun 👍🙄

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

3 years ago

But fuck I wouldn’t trade it for the world my son is the single greatest thing to happen to me. Through thick and thin I’d do anything to make sure he’s happy and thriving.

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

3 years ago

Being a mom is so damn hard. Its not even anything to do with the child themselves its everything else that comes with it. Dating, dealing w/ the other parent, work schedules, daycare, & the fact your decisions revolve around them even if it’s making your life impossible.

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

3 years ago

When your girlfriend is 7 years younger then you yet she’s the one who’s basically the 60 yr old crabby neighbor yelling at the kids to get off her lawn… 😂

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

3 years ago

Tell all sign that me or my girlfriend are drunk is one of us says wanna get married? let’s do it tomorrow😂 then we laugh about it the next day 😂

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

4 years ago

Get me the fuck home so I can see my son damnit! Flights delayed, people pissing me off left and right, I’ve been up since 230 in the morning and I won’t be home till after 9 pm… today is ass.

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

4 years ago

Bad/angry drivers give me so much anxiety like bro can you pull over I’d rather walk 🥺

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

4 years ago

Just realized I only have a week before I go to hawaii for two weeks and now my girl is coming and I’m so excited 🥳

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

4 years ago

Women are a god damn walking migraine 😩

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

4 years ago

Like if I can’t even buy a place with a friend being the seller telling me what they want in an offer and still getting passed over then I seriously should just give up at this point, fucking ridiculous

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Heidi @_Heidiaustin_

4 years ago

I could not be any more pissed off right now, it really sucks to get your hopes up just to be fucked over by a friend 😩🤦‍♀️ don’t tell someone you’ll sell your house to them give them an amount to offer with everything you want included and then decide to go with someone else 🤬