Humor Me @_Humor_Me
Read my shit. Like it. Share it. Blow me. All of the above. Joined February 2017-
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On a scale of 1 - 11, how inappropriate are twin tower jokes? I'd say 9/11
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When she's so good at giving head that even your mind is blown
Is that a banana in your pants or are you just a little fruity?
What does a yolk-less egg and a trump rally have in common? You only get the whites.
Funny how you say that's the man of your dreams when you have dream anxiety.
"I'm a natural born comedian." Well I'm a C-Section comedian so there's that.
*standing in front of a crowd after winning an award* Me: *pulls out a blank note card* "I am speechless."
I refuse to go to therapy because my trauma is what makes me funny and honestly that's the only thing I have going for me
You can't say happiness without saying penis and you can't spell slaughter without laughter so do with that information what you will.
If a person who is brain dead is taking a bath is that considered vegetable soup?
Is that a flock of ravens or crows? A real murder mystery.
I would like this account to make a comeback this year but nothing could top the biggest joke of the year: America.
I like to tell people I'm fucking Hilarious but the truth is she just sees me as a friend.
For the guys who try to pressure girls into anal: If you want to fuck an asshole so badly then go fuck yourself.🙄
I wanted to share a joke, but there's not enough characters for my whole life story..
You couldn't even count the amount times I've had sex! Because I'm pretty sure it's impossible to count to zero...
"My parents are funny." Well they had you, so they must be good at making jokes.
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