Kitty Cat @_ImAKittyCat_
Hoii! Undertale❤ septiplier❤ Blue Exorcist❤ Sword Art Online❤ Dan and Phil❤ PhanForLife❤ The Moon Joined May 2016-
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Be authentic to who you really are. It's always a risk to open yourself up to others but it's the only way to stay true to yourself.
When you text your crush something risky and they don't reply:
When you text your crush something risky and they don't reply:
Am I the only one who feels like a stripper when you take of your clothes at the pool?
If people could read my mind I'd get punched in the face a lot.
I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one.
"Some trite insperational quote about over coming some things or shit. I don't know. Fuck off." Needs to be on a poster.
Are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
I look both ways when crossing a one - way street. That is how much faith I have left in humanity.
I don't know how to not swear. I want to say "This is nice". I will say "Holy Shit! This is the fucking nicest damn thing ever!"
Life isn't about the moments that take our breath away. That's athsma. You're thinking of athsma.
Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike, and it's on fire. And the ground is on fire, and everything's on fire because your in hell.
"Question of the day: if someone throws a rock at you, and you fall off your donkey, does that make you stoned off your ass?"
How to be an adult at work: replace "Fuck you" with "Sounds great".
Admit it, you've tried to balance the light switch in the middle at least once in your life.
I find it funny how they make family sized oreo boxes thinking that your going to share it with your family.
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