Morse @_InspectorMorse
Chief Inspector at Thames Valley Police, Oxford. Partial to Wagner. Ex-St John's College. (Attractive ladies 30+ - DM me). Oxford Joined May 2011-
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Had a pub lunch. Had a few pints afterward, which seem to have pushed me through to nightfall so I think I'll throw in the towel & stay here
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Which begs the question: where the bloody hell is my car?
Just had an embarrassing answerphone message from The Eagle and Child bar lady.
I do not advise a visit to Midsomer. And that is all I'll say on the subject.
Good evening. I have been lately absent due to complications regarding DCI Barnaby (buffoon) and a superinjunction. I have returned.
“@8zz8: @_InspectorMorse For those lacking faith in docs - I noticed Lloyds pharmacy do Diabetes testing gratis” Thanks, Sir, but I'm FINE.
At the morgue. Grayling unresponsive (not dead, you understand; just unresponsive to my attempts at conversation). Might go home
I went to the doctor yesterday. Bloody old woman, he is. Diabetes indeed! I've left his prescription in his reception. Hippie.
Rather attractive lady is talking to Lewis. What's he got that I haven't other than an impenetrable accent and a general lack of insight?
I've bought another pint while Lewis was in the loo. He'll complain when he's back but too late, I've bought it, now I'm going to drink it
To the Eagle and Child for lunch, I think. Orange juice for you Lewis, you're driving
Thank you for your #ff remarks yesterday. I thought you were referring to the Latin 'foliis' abbreviation. I've realised that was unlikely
I've got to go to London tomorrow. You can never get a seat in London pubs but I realise it's not good form to drink in the car
Apparently I might be fined because I refused to put my first name on my Census form. I also spilled rather a lot of Famous Grouse on it
Good morning all. Fortis es veritas. Or as Lewis would say 'I'll ring our Valerie, see what she thinks'.
Some oik shouted 'Oi, Poirot' at me in the street earlier. I shall organise a little ASBO for him.
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