yung suavecito @_Jack_live_

God came to my side and we talked about it he sold me another life and he made a profit Joined March 2014

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The Onion @TheOnion

4 years ago

New Texas Law Allows Private Citizens To Hold Pregnant Women Hostage Until Birth bit.ly/2WNjeAp

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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE

6 years ago

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

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yung suavecito @_Jack_live_

6 years ago

How you gonna wait in line for 30 min and not know what you're gonna order. Hurry the fuck up bitch I want my bagel

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6 years ago

How I feel after a week of overtraining

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Captain, the hockey pup for the @Capitals. When he’s done on the ice he’ll be a service dog for a veteran or first responder. 14/10 an honor to pet

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yung suavecito @_Jack_live_

6 years ago

Flying with a fanny pack has made everything so efficient

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yung suavecito @_Jack_live_

6 years ago

Dbz pajama pants. Vegeta gang

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yung suavecito @_Jack_live_

6 years ago

today I have eaten, half a chicken, 2 bowls of poutine, 1 cheeseburger, 1 breakfast shake(2 bananas,1 cup oatmeal, and 2 tbsp peanut butter) 2 cupcakes, and a bowl of pasta. Bulking season has begun

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Silas. He wanted to show you his new raincoat and announce he’s challenging the next storm he sees. 12/10 would be his backpup

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Madeleine Dean @MadeleineDean

6 years ago

Idk, Just passing laws and drinking claws. You get a job yet, Pat?

Pat Cunnane @PatCunnane

6 years ago

Idk, Just passing laws and drinking claws. You get a job yet, Pat?

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she’s the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Dave. He goes to hydrotherapy every week to strengthen his legs. Usually just floats around. Maybe a quick nap too. 14/10 you’re doing great Dave

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Timmy. He had pancakes this morning. I’m told it wasn’t a special occasion, Tim’s just a good boy who deserves pancakes. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA

6 years ago

that which does not kill you is just biding its time

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yung suavecito @_Jack_live_

6 years ago

No talent, no ninjutsu, no tricks. No secret power up by some cheat method (naruto, sasuke, kakashi) just raw fucking willpower and fists of fury.

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yung suavecito @_Jack_live_

6 years ago

Fucker went so hard rock Lee had to open gates just to watch his sensei dust a fucking god. Like yo he shortened his lifespan just to see his teacher throw hands!!

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6 years ago

No fancy ninjutsu. No secret power ups. Just mofucking fists. Like a real man.

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yung suavecito @_Jack_live_

6 years ago

Not Gai though. His dumbass was like "oh super cheat god mode dude who just single handedly committed genocide by stacking planets and dusting thousands? Let's throw hands"