Jake Støkes @_JakeStokes

professional law man Joined January 2014

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SparkNotes @SparkNotes

4 years ago

oof sorry, unfollowing now. really enjoyed his wine, had no idea he lured a man into the catacombs on the promise of a fine vintage and bricked him up in the wall

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Jake Støkes @_JakeStokes

4 years ago

Suns to the second round :’)

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4 years ago

Is Rocky Raccoon an actual raccoon? or was that just a surname

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Jake Støkes @_JakeStokes

5 years ago

Us humans are always close to destruction

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5 years ago

Aminé occasionally reminds me of Ne-Yo in all the best ways :’)

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5 years ago

Just tried camembert and that stuff is excellent, what other cheeses am I missing out on??

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Every time I hit the drive-thru at the McD’s in Aberdeen they always say welcome back in a begrudging tone like I committed a war crime in their lobby back in November but they’re obligated to serve me bc I make up 15% of their revenues and I rly wanna know what it was I did

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Jake Støkes @_JakeStokes

5 years ago

Watching the Nickelodeon telecast of the Bears-Saints game and they voted Mitch Trubisky the player of the game when he had 160 yards and no TDs down 21-3

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5 years ago

Wilt could never

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5 years ago

BOXING DAY // CAR SEAT HEADREST

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Stagecoach Stokes @stagecoachstoke

5 years ago

I tiktok for the fans 😌

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Jake Støkes @_JakeStokes

5 years ago

Breakfast at Tiffany’s // Deep Blue Something

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Gayle Waters-Waters @GayleWW

11 years ago

SUFJAN: hey bon? BON IVER: (crying) you scared me SUFJAN: (also crying) you just scared me *they fall back asleep in their nest*

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Jake Støkes @_JakeStokes

5 years ago

I don’t trust the snapchat purple square, he is not my friend

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5 years ago

lime green herring

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5 years ago

guys if we all band together we can prevent people from cutting in line at the traffic circle during rush hour :’)

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5 years ago

Derrick Henry (that is all)

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Corey Ryan Earle @CREarle

5 years ago

Ever wanted a song about Willard D. Straight '01 (the man, not the building)? Enjoy this tune on Spotify that began as a student project for #AMST2001. (The end is the letter written by Straight to his son, engraved on the Memorial Room fireplace.) open.spotify.com/track/4w77phpw…