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Spot on. It was apparent to anyone who’d watched him prior, that his performances had fallen off a cliff. It’s only with hindsight that it’s becoming clearer the seemingly quite obvious injury we spoke of, was non existent.
Spot on. It was apparent to anyone who’d watched him prior, that his performances had fallen off a cliff. It’s only with hindsight that it’s becoming clearer the seemingly quite obvious injury we spoke of, was non existent.
Sure this will go down as one of those ‘wacky deadline day pandemonium!’ stories but if we’re honest, shite like this is an insight into how much of a circus we were this summer. Competent clubs don’t almost miss out on a player because “he forgot to sign that bit”. Sort it out.
Sure this will go down as one of those ‘wacky deadline day pandemonium!’ stories but if we’re honest, shite like this is an insight into how much of a circus we were this summer. Competent clubs don’t almost miss out on a player because “he forgot to sign that bit”. Sort it out.
Botman liking Isak’s Liverpool photos on Instagram. Less of that eh, big lad.
Hahaha - “Historic 9’s…I mean, Callum Wilson, you know? That Shearer bloke”
Hahaha - “Historic 9’s…I mean, Callum Wilson, you know? That Shearer bloke”
Surely fucking not
The Osula deal is genuinely mental, but it does mean we’re down to one striker throughout the AFCON. We really could do with bringing another in post Wissa, like.
Excuse me? 🤣
As a high ranking Brentford official said this summer, if you want to know what is really happening at Newcastle United read EnGee on twitter. I was flattered. I only ever report what I’m told and learn.
As a high ranking Brentford official said this summer, if you want to know what is really happening at Newcastle United read EnGee on twitter. I was flattered. I only ever report what I’m told and learn.
So…we’re going to sign Wissa and then immediately sell Osula?
What? Hahahaha
Difficult not to question why they’ve chosen to do this with hours remaining in the window, mind. We knew it was happening, why not do it weeks ago? We need more than just a ST in today, but that won’t happen. We might not even get the 2nd ST & if we don’t, we’ve fucked it badly.
Wow. Well, that was fast. That’s us shopping on deadline day with 130M in our pocket for a striker. No fucking pressure, NUFC.
Wow. Well, that was fast. That’s us shopping on deadline day with 130M in our pocket for a striker. No fucking pressure, NUFC.
Right. Chalk that one off then?
Said for a while we’d do a deal at south of 150M, expected it would be in the region of 120/125+5M. They won’t offer what we want and keeping him seems nigh on impossible. But, I also expected 2 in. If we let him go for 130M and rely on Woltemade and Osula, that’s really poor.
Said for a while we’d do a deal at south of 150M, expected it would be in the region of 120/125+5M. They won’t offer what we want and keeping him seems nigh on impossible. But, I also expected 2 in. If we let him go for 130M and rely on Woltemade and Osula, that’s really poor.
Van Dijk is such a fucking fanny, man. He’s jumped to head the ball and fallen over. If it was a dive, he’d have just hoyed himself to the ground.
Callum Wilson bagging for WHU tops off a very NUFC weekend. Thank god for the Woltemade announcement.
Think we’re facing the very, very real possibility that we don’t end up with a second striker mind. Wissa behaving like a right twat and Larsen actually looks like a dead end as well - part of me thought Wolves might fuck themselves over and sell, but it isn’t happening.
That Wissa statement is as brutal as Isak’s. If he has it in writing that he can leave then fine, but if it states a “reasonable fee” then that’s entirely open to interpretation and his agent should have had a set figure included, in writing. Push on with Larsen.
Sorry everyone.
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