Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️🌈🦄 @_Jizzabelle
Foremost hotdog influencer. She/her. RT my pics. Raging liberal. Cheese hater. See my wiener at https://t.co/0nhVOjfXvg x.com/search?q=from:… Inside your mom Joined January 2020-
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I'm having coffee and chocolate cake for breakfast because I'm an adult and I do what I want 🥰
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Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️🌈🦄 retweeted
Kinda want romance, kinda never want to share my bed, change my routine, or feel pressured to go outside.
I got out and I did better than RFK JR has in literally every interview he’s ever given in his entire life. Pretty sure it’s because of the lack of a brain worm and not because of any vaccines.
I got out and I did better than RFK JR has in literally every interview he’s ever given in his entire life. Pretty sure it’s because of the lack of a brain worm and not because of any vaccines.
Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️🌈🦄 retweeted
If your p*nis was luggage, this is what the unholy ball crushers @BadCovid19 and @_Jizzabelle would do to it... I've been warn/ing about them for years!!! Check your luggage at your own risk!!!!
Whenever I see a beautiful woman who is also really fucking funny I have to wonder if she was ugly as a child because pretty people typically don’t feel the need to develop their other finer skills lol
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I’ll just leave this here.
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Your GIF game is sub par, at best.
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You’re pretty and I’d make you the cover of my Trapper Keeper.
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If you used a brown paper bag to cover your school books then we can probably vibe.
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How it feels when you eat all the veggies in your fridge before they go bad
Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️🌈🦄 retweeted
So I was thinking that tonight, if your boobs are free, I'd love to take them out on a date
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May fuck around and replace the Viagra at the E.D. clinic with grape flavored Pez.
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Making someone the villain in your story to try to save face makes you a fucking coward.
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The best thing about being a man IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I wish I had a vagina
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Hell is filled with people who say "Ekspecially" and "Irregardless".
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I’m not the house that held me, I’m the one who broke the chain.
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I pray that one day I’ll have the chance to kiss your cigarette and White Claw soaked mouth.
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